Lothal, Capital City, 2032 pm
''I know this is a bad time for jokes,'' Ezra began, ''but where is the best place to shop?'' Indeed, it was a terrible time. Stormtroopers were chasing them, and Hera was going to kill them for being so late. Sabine looked at him, eyebrow raised, but smiled.
She answered honestly, ''Ezra, honestly, this is the best date I've ever been on! Anyway, where is the best place to shop?''
''Darth Maul,'' Ezra answered. Sabine burst out laughing.
''I've got one. How warm is the inside of a Tauntaun?''
''I don't know.''
''Luke-warm.'' This got Ezra laughing until neither one could breathe. (A/N: Thank you, @aquamoonlight! These were hilarious!) Luckily for them, they had somehow lost the Stormtroopers.
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Star Wars Rebels: The Padawan (Completed)
FanfictionEzra Bridger is Kanan Jarrus's Padawan. Inspired by @PrinceJai and his book, Ezra Bridger's Training, this is his crazy adventures aboard (and not aboard) the ship. Caution: May or may not cause uncontrollable laughter.
