How to Annoy Ahsoka

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posted on HoloNet by Ezra Bridger

1. Call her ''Snips".

2. Tease her about her relationship with Rex.

3. Take her clothes when she's in the shower.

4. Make this list.

5. Paint her lightsaber hilt pink.


Rebel Fleet, aboard the Ghost, 1139 am


     ''Ezra!'' Ahsoka yelled. Ezra's eyes widened in fear as he climbed into the vents. Ahsoka raced into his room, then growled in frustration, revealing the sharp teeth she had because of her ancestors. Ezra  gulped, then moved slowly away, but she saw him in her excellent peripheral vision and her head snapped toward him. ''Ezra, why did you put that on the HoloNet? Now An-Vader knows I'm alive.''

      Ezra retorted, ''At least I didn't put it on the Holobook (Facebook).'' Ahsoka crossed her arms and frowned.

      At the same time, Kanan had walked in. ''Sounds a lot like someone I know,'' he piped up. The Togruta Jedi glared at him while Ezra laughed in the vents.

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