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New notification from Jack McLoughlin

Jack: mark

Jack: nark

Jack: bark

Jack: vark

Jack: cark

Jack: sark

Jack: dark

Mark: what do you want peasant

Jack: hi

Mark: good mythical morning

Jack: doooood i love gmm

Mark: omg same

Jack: let's talk about that

Mark: yooo references

Jack: ok but link is attractive

Mark: uh yeah i guess so he is on the attractive side of the human race

Jack: what even was that sentence

Mark: don't ask me

Jack: alrighty then what u up to good lookin

Mark: um i'm looking at stores in the mall

Jack: what is a guy like you doin in the mall

Mark: idk i like malls

Jack: yeah well i like dicks

Mark: WHATAT

Jack: vaginas*

Jack: stupid autocorrect

Mark: you make it harder and harder to believe that you aren't gay

Jack: oh but that's where ur wrong

Mark: ??

Jack: it is harder and harder

Mark: wut

Jack: y'know

Mark: i don't

Jack: but u dooooo

Mark: i'm going into victoria's secret brb

Jack: wHY

Mark: because i can

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