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"Is it weird that I found out that way?"

"What the fuck Mark."

"Okay look, it wasn't my fault!"

"So let me get this straight... you found out that your friend, Amy, was a lesbian because you walked in on her getting all personal with her best friend?"

"Yes. But you should say... let me get this gay! You get it? Because-"

"I get it Mark," Jack laughed at his friend. Mark and Jack both sat on their beds, talking to each other on the phone. Mark had called up from being bored and wanting to talk to him. Jack accepted it of course, he would be crazy if he didn't.

Suddenly the doorbell rung and both jumped up from the sudden noise, neither one knew whose house had a visitor.

"Is someone here or there?" Jack asked Mark, confused. He furrows his eyebrows while he tries to look down the hall from his bed.

"I'm not sure... oh wait! It's my pizza!" Mark exclaimed, immediately jumping to his feet to run to the door.

"You ordered pizza? And without me? How rude," Jack scoffs sarcastically as he crosses his arms over his chest, putting his phone between his ear and shoulder.

"Hey, you know if you were here, I would share. And that's a big thing for me, I never share my pizza," Mark replies cheekily while scurrying down his hallway.

When reaching the door, he quickly twisted the nob and opened it. His excited manner came to haunt when noticing that the person at his door wasn't the pizza guy to deliver his 'meat lovers'.

"You're not the pizza guy," he said deadpanned. Mark was quite disappointed.

Amy laughed a bit. "Nope, not the pizza guy," she laughed more before stepping in through the door and around Mark. "Also nice to see you too."

Mark stared blankly at her, closing the door slowly in the process. "But, my pizza."

"Who is it Mark?" Jack asked curiously. He was truly lost at what Mark was encountering.

"It's uh... Oh Amy! You know the lesbian we were coincidentally talking about a few moments ago," he answers causally while Amy raises her eyebrows in amusement.

"Is that what I'm known for? Being the lesbian of the bunch?" She chuckles.

"Spray her with pepper spray! Put me on speaker. Go away you witch!" Jack says, mimicking the action of pepper spraying someone.

"Jack, shush! And Amy, of course."

Both Jack and Amy, simultaneously, put a playful hurt expression on their faces.

"Wow rude," Jack responded simply. "And I don't take kind to a woman, cough Amy cough, interrupting our conversation, Mark."

"Is this a bad time? Do I need to go?" Amy questioned Mark, but he stood there for a minute trying to come up with a solution. He needed to be quick.