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New notification from Jack McLoughlin

Jack: WE'LL STAY DRUNK

Jack: WE'LL STAY TAN

Mark: wait

Jack: LET THE LOVE REMAIN

Jack: AND I SWEAR THAT I'LL ALWAYS PAINT U

Mark: i may know this one

Jack: GOLDEN DAYS!

Mark: golden days!

Jack: GOLDEN DAYS!

Jack: GOLDEN DAYSS!WAIT ONe diddly darn second

Jack: did u just help me sing the song ?!?/(/)?

Mark: actually no

Mark: i just copied what you said

Jack: what

Mark: i don't actually know the song

Jack: u fucker

Mark: :P

Jack: goooo awayyyyy

Mark: b-b-butt

Jack: i know u love butts but not right now

Mark: i do love me some booty

Jack: chill lax jack sparrow

Mark: what

Mark: oh i get it now

Mark: because he likes gold and he is a pirate

Jack: u are slow

Mark: but wAIT!

Mark: shouldn't you be jack sparrow??!???

Jack: what why me??

Mark: because jack and jack!

Mark: it matches!!

Jack: ...

Jack: damn u are right

Mark: i always am :-)

Jack: stop boosting your ego marl

Jack: shit i meant mark

Mark: HAVAHABAYSH

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