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New notification from Mark Fischbach

Mark: jack.

Mark: would you please text me today?

Mark: did i do something wrong? :(

Jack: iM SO SORRY PLEASE FORGIVE ME

Mark: so now you answer me after a day?

Jack: please hear me out, i didn't mean it

Mark: explain then

Jack: i was sick all day yesterday and bed bound

Jack: i wanted to text u but i couldn't!

Mark: you being sick restricted you from texting me?

Jack: no no, felix took my phone from me

Jack: he said i shouldn't text u while being sick

Jack: something about u probably being to worried about me

Mark: aW MY POO R BABU

Jack: babu?

Mark: baby

Jack: oHHUBSAU

Mark: how dare kjellberg do such a thing

Mark: he had me so worried

Jack: i know smh

Jack: i'm still sort of sick but like i stole my phone from his bedroom

Jack: i was too sick to do it yesterday

Mark: you're not sick enough to not america, right?

Jack: of course i'm still coming to america

Jack: duh

Mark: how did you get sick? are you okay physically?

Jack: just a stomach bug i believe, and i'm much better than yesterday

Jack: seriously mark, i'm fine :)

Mark: you better be because in ONE DAY YOU'LL BE HERE

Jack: OMG I KKNIOJE

Jack: please have mercy on my soul, i will not survive this wait

Mark: sameeee

Jack: do u kiss ur mother with that mouth

Jack: better wash out that mouth with soap

Mark: oh shush you green bean

Jack: i am the finest of green beans

Mark: indeed you are

Jack: i told felix that i will take away his privilege of coming to america with me if he does something like that again

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