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New notification from Jack McLoughlin

Jack: do u ever wonder if we are trapped in a book and we are all characters whose author controls our plots and endings?

Jack: like the author decides are life choices and all of us have no idea of that reality.

Mark: why

Jack: what

Mark: why, what did i do to deserve this

Jack: i am confused

Mark: I DIDNT NEED TO THINK ABOUT LIFE RIGHG NOW JSHSHAJSH

Jack: oops lol

Mark: but hi anyways youngster

Jack: did u just call me youngster

Mark: well if i'm a grandpa, you're a youngster

Jack: daddy*

Mark: what

Jack: ur daddy, please know ur labels

Mark: ok jack sparrow

Jack: that name is sacred

Mark: what why

Jack: because i said so bITCH

Mark: oKAY

Jack: have u seen my collection of lipsticks

Mark: i've already heard this joke before nerd

Jack: BUT I WANT TO TELL IT AGAIN SO BACK OFF please

Mark: ok

Mark: i have not seen your collection of lipsticks

Jack: o really? well it involves NUDES HAHAH

Jack: *image attached* JUST LIEK THIS DOES

Mark: HOLY MOEGHSHEHSH

Mark: I WAS NOT PREPARED WHSHKSNS

Jack: anyways so about that whole living in a story theory

Mark: NOT THE TIEMW

Jack: but y not

Mark: you can't just send a picture of your bottom half, only wearing boxers, and not expect me to react

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