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New chat with Mark Fischbach

Jack: felix?

Jack: oh shit wrong person

Jack: but hey you're cute

Mark: thank you i guess?

Jack: you're welcome ;)

Mark: don't wink at me

Jack: ;););););)

Mark: oh god

Jack: so you're name is mark

Mark: nope it's felicia

Jack: ha ha funny

Jack: note the sarcasm

Mark: shouldn't you be texting a felix?

Jack: yeah well he is on a date with his girlfriend

Jack: even after i told him i wanted to hang with him today

Jack: but oh well

Mark: that must burn. sucks for you

Jack: ouch

Mark: well i'll let you go now, i don't want my boring self to mess up you're day

Jack: nonono no you're actually keeping me busy from sulking about being a third wheel

Mark: are you sure? i mean seriously you don't have to lie to me.

Jack: mister if you don't believe me, i will virtually slap you through my phone

Mark: okayokay have it your way "jack"

Jack: what was with the " "

Mark: idk you could be a serial killer named steve trying to get as much information to come find me and kill me

Jack: my cover is blown

Jack: kids these days just get smarter and smarter

Mark: kids? im not a kid

Jack: how old are you?

Mark: 24

Jack: oh shit im 22

Mark: hA KID

Jack: IM FUCKING 22 BOI GET ON MY LEVEL GRANDPA

Mark: DID YOU JUST CALL ME GRANDPA

Jack: YES I DID, DO I NEED TO YELL LOUDER FOR YOU TO HEAR?!?

Mark: yo that was a sick burn

Jack: omg i know right

Jack: i have plenty more

Mark: oh no

Jack: wanna hear?

Mark: i can't hear through text idiot

Jack: heyyy don't call me an idiot...idiot

Mark: i can call you idiot all i want and you can't stop me

Jack: is that a challenge?

Mark: mmmmaybe

Jack: CHALLENGE ACCEPTED

Mark: calm down jack

Jack: MUST GET READY FOR BATTLE

Mark: chill jackk

Jack: THIS MEANS WAR

Mark: cHILLL

Jack: ok sorry got a little carried away there

Mark: i forgive you peasant

Jack: thank you master

Jack: ;););););)

Mark: jACK

Jack: whAT

Mark: YOU KNOW WHAT

Jack: I DON'T KNOW WHY WE ARE YELLING ?

Mark: grr

Mark: oh i have to go

Jack: aw whyy

Mark: i have to go to the store and it's pretty hard to shop and text at the same time

Jack: oh i see

Mark: yeah so bye

Jack: wait can i text you later?

Mark: uhm sure, bye jack :)

Jack: byee!

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hope it wasn't too shitty :')

but jack accidentally messaged mark, you know where that leads too
you dirty minded people

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