three couples went to a restaurant. the women wanted to compliment the men with something on the table. will you pass me the sugar, sugar? the brunette said
could you pass me the honey,honey? the red said.
could you pass me the bacon, pig? the blond said
why cant a blonde dial 911?
she cant find the 11!
how did the blonde die raking leaves?
she fell out the tree!!
why could the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calculator?
she dident see the ten!!
why dont blondes eat bananas?
they cant find the zipper!
why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?
he chases parked cars!
