To: Percabeth and Jiper
What do you think about Percy and Piper?
Piper: What? But that--
Percy: Sorry, Piper. You're pretty and all, but you'll never be Annabeth
Piper: What? I didn't--
Percy: Listen, I know you can't help falling for me. Who wouldn't
Piper: No, that's not what I--
Percy: Yes it is. Look, I'm sorry, but you can never have me. I'm with Annabeth.
Piper: I'm not saying that--
Percy: You're saying that I'm beautiful and you will have to break Jason's little heart. Go ahead, but you won't have me
Piper: STOP! I don't--
Percy: It's okay. I AM beautiful. But I belong with Annabeth. How many times have I said that?
Piper: You know what. BYE.
Percy: Gosh. What's up with her?
Annabeth: I don't know. Let's have some pizza.
Jason: What just happened?
