To:Guys
What would you do if someone was hitting on your girlfriend?
Frank: Stare angrily at them and if they don't back off, show them what an arrow point through your throat feels like.
Jason: Mild electric shocks from a safe distance, increasing in intensity until he's lying on the floor humming Mary Had A Little Lamb and asking why the world is spinning in his own drool.
Percy: Laugh as Annabeth beats the crap out of him
Leo: Percy's threat is the scariest
Annabeth: Thank you Leo
Piper: I kind of want someone to hit on me so I could see if he really would do that.
Leo: Well, he actually killed the last guy who hit on you
Piper: Dylan doesn't count
Leo: Don't you mean he can't count past 5? That guys dumber than a box of rocks.
Hazel: Do we want to know?
Piper: NO!!