To: The Gods
What's your OTP?
Ares: I think my son did pretty good with that Chestnut girl.
Hazel: Chestnut girl?
Ares: Oh man, I'm sorry. Is your name Nutmeg?
Hazel: Nutmeg?
Ares: I don't know! Is it Cashew?! Peanut?!
Frank: Dad stop talking.
Ares: Cinnamon Spice?!
Frank: DAD.
Ares: CURRY? IS IT CURRY?!
Aphrodite: Percabeth is my OTP. Definitely.
Athena: NO. My daughter will not marry someone with an IQ of 70!
Percy: Did she say "marry"?
Athena: Wait.
Athena: WAIT NO! THAT'S NOT.... I DIDN'T....
Athena: I MEANT HYPOTHETICALLY!
Percy: So Annabeth and I are hypothetically getting married?!
Athena: *sinks to knees* Whyyy
Yours in Demigodishness! Peace out!😜✌️
