Facebook?

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To: Hazel


Do you know what Facebook is?




Hazel: Of course! I mean, who doesn't?!



Frank: Um Hazel, I don't think you know-


Hazel: Of course I know Frank! Here let me show you....


Hazel: Step 1-Get a book.



Hazel: Step 2-Call someone over. For example: Leo come over here!


Leo: Yes ma'am.



Frank: I don't think-



Hazel: Don't interrupt me or you get Facebook!



Frank: Ok jeez.



Hazel: Step 3-Hit the person with the book. *hits Leo with the book*


Leo: OW!!!!!! *passes out*



Jason: Now you know how I feel all the time.


Hazel: Step 4- Yell: "You have been Facebooked!!"



Percy: I have taught you well grasshopper.



Hazel: Thank you Sensa.




Frank: Look what you've done to Leo!


Percy: Hehehehehehehehe



Piper: This is like the time a pile of bricks fell on Jason.



Jason: It was one time!



Percy: More like ten bro, we started a ship between you and the brick.


Piper: We call it Brason...



Jason: .....



Nico: I'm surrounded by idiots.







Yours in Demigodishness! Peace out!😜✌️

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