To: The seven
Describe your childhood in one word.
Percy: Smelly! Smelly Gabe was the most disgusting thing to ever walk this Earth. He covered my scent, the scent of a Big Three child, from monsters.
Jason: Dude, if it was that bad, why didn't you just put up air fresheners?
Percy: Air fresheners would've had no effect. Duh.
Annabeth: I would not have wanted to live without , Seaweed Brain! My childhood could be described as traumatic.
Percy: *cough* English please *cough*
Annabeth: All right, all right. Traumatic means hard or devastating. My parents didn't want me. I ran away, found Luke and Thalia, and got chased by monsters. ALOT.
Jason: Didn't we all get chased by monsters?
Annabeth: Not the point!
Jason: Okay, calm down Annabeth! I would have to say sad. My mom died in an accident and my sister and I got seperated until we were both about fifteen.
Percy: That's depressing.
Jason: I know man.
Piper: So! My childhood was a lot happier than you guys! I lived with my dad, in his mansion, in California. The bad part was that he was never around. I always stole stuff, and then my dad's secretary Jane would rat me out.
Leo: Man, Beauty Queen, you had it made! My childhood was heart-crushing. My mom died in a fire, and my evil aunt convinced my whole family I was to blame for her death. I ran away many times and never got a girlfriend!
Percy: Aaaand Leo wins the Most Depressing Childhood Award!
Frank: I know, right? My word would be lonely. After my mom died, I only had my grandmother, and she wasn't exactly sweet and cuddly.
Hazel: Frank, we'll always be there for you! My childhood was horrible. My mother was possessed by an evil Earth goddess, I thought my boyfriend was dead, I moved and left all my friends behind, and then I died.
Percy: Hazel steals the Most Depressing Childhood Award!
Nico: Hey, sis, whatever you need, I'm here. My life as a kid was confusing. Zeus blew up my mom, then we went to the Lotus Casino and kinda lost our memories, moved places, and then my sister died.
Percy: Jeez, we're gonna need a three-way tie with that award.
Wow, now I'm really depressed. Who do you think had the most depressing childhood? I would say Nico but I think Hazel beat him.
Yours in Demigodishness! Peace out!😜✌
