Clarisse

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To: Clarisse


Who is your favorite out of the seven, including Nico?


Clarisse: Finally a question for me! I've waited for weeks while the "stupid seven" get showered with questions about dumb stuff. Though I shouldn't be too happy, it's a question about the stupid seven.


Jason: I guess that means you don't like us.

Clarisse: Well I don't like YOU.


Jason: What's the-


Percy: Drop it Jason.


Clarrise: Okay. Nico's got cool powers, but let's face it, the little twerp is creepy and lied about Romans. So he's out and if your "Fangirls" have anything to say about it they should remember who I am.


Nico: HEY! Watch it girl.


Clarisse: Yeah yeah. Piper is alright but hasn't used that knife, is too him up on Jason and if Jason is a "Roman Percy" she's a terrible new Annabeth.


Piper: That's mean.


Chris: Honey, remember what Chiron said,be nice.

Clarisse: Fine! Jason gives off weird vibes (Plus his sister is WAY BETTER)-


Jason: Seriously?!


Thalia: Thanks Clarisse!


Clarisse: I don't really know Frank but I hear he's a poor excuse for a son of Mars and doesn't like war!


Frank: Who told you that!? Leo was it you?


Leo: I'm highly offended!


Clarisse: Flame Boy's alright-


Leo: Yeah!


Clarisse: Stop interrupting me or I swear I will give you all a taste of Maimer!


Conner: *cough* Lamer! *cough*


Clarisse: Stoll you're dead when I'm done! Oh, Leo's too scrawny, so it's between Percy and Annie.

Jason: There's a shocker.


Clarisse: Annie is smart, Kelp Head is powerful. They'd be dead without the other. But Percy saved my life so I owe him this. Now we're even Jackson!


Percy: We're not even. But thanks anyway!

Jason: Wait! When did Percy save your life?!


Clarisse: I'm not answering that.


Percy: Can I tell the story?! Please, please please?!?!?!

Clarisse: I take it back, Annabeth is the best.


Wow, that was very mean! I'm sorry if I made a lot of grammatical errors, I am really tired right now. I promise I will update more tomorrow! Who is your favorite out of the seven and Nico? That's a tough question, but I've always gotta go with Percy.

Yours in Demigodishness! Peace out!😜✌

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