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I DO NOT OWN ANY OF 2011 HXH!!!!
[I have done the Shalnark, Shaiapouf and Pokkle edition, and now currently doing a Hanzo edition. I AM ALSO DOING ONESHOTS WHICH MAY TAKE A...
.:When You First Met Him:. [You are a Chimera ant in this one. It could be you in your favorite animal, etc]
You woke up tied behind a cellar. Your mouth tasted something fishy.
"Ew what is this shit."
A steely voice boomed at your ears. "It is-"
"Ah whatever the important thing is to calm down, thinking a way out." You interrupted the voice. When you get panic you tend to interrupt others when they are talking, and think aloud.
"Ah yes, I almost forgot to introduce myself." The voice come from the pillar beside you.
Suddenly a purple faced man scooted towards your face. He seems to have... Butterfly wings?
"I," he stated with a weird pose, "Am Shaiapouf." And a rose in his mouth.
You tilted your head sideways in confusion. "Never heard of that name before."
"Then remember it!" He growled, irritated of your annoying personality.
"Why exactly do I have to remem-"
"Because I am one of the King's personal bodyguards." He proudly stated.
Silence at the time away as you narrowed your eyes at his statement.
"I.. Don't know that either. And why the heck am I in this... Palace?"
"Duh, it's because you are unconscious for 20 days after I found you at the palace kitchen."
Oh. You mentally face palmed. How could you forget the fact that you smelt something rich and cheesy from a certain place?
"Hey, Poof."
He glared at your nickname of him. "It's Shaiapouf to you." He spat the word 'you', folding his arms on his chest.
.:How You Two Hang Out:.
Since the day Shaiapouf found you in the palace kitchen you two eventually became friends. You found out that he can be a bit melodramatic at certain times but for you that is a funny thing. Since you are a general of your own army you often stumbled onto Shaiapouf, have little and short chats while in the background your army of Chimera ants wolf-whistled and hooted at you for their 'otp' or whatever it is to come true. For them it is not normal to see their royal guard looking so carefree with you; especially at the part when he always slacks off his work just to have the opportunity to talk with you.
Sometimes the King spotted you where you weren't supposed to be; In Shaiapouf's bedroom (oh shut up insolent minds. It is just because you and Pouf were playing hide and seek, which was his first ever human game and his favorite) but since he has OTHER plans in mind he just nudged you with his shoulder giving you the look,
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And you just hit him full force with a frying pan. "POUF THE KING IS-"
.:When You Develop Feelings For Him:.
You would: •puff out your chest/breasts whenever he is around. (Lol to arouse him) •ask your armies/comrades for love advice •feel the heat at THERE when he stares at you •blushes whenever he shows off his wings •become clumsy; you accidentally asked the army to bake a human cake instead of the bakers (aka you get mixed up) •your body will send any signals to kiss,rape,hug,touch whatsoever when any parts of his body comes into contact with yours.
.:When He Does Your Hair:.
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"Tadaa~" You looked at your hair with a shocked expression. "That... Is..." "Gorgeous! I know right?" He flipped his hair like a cloth. "I was about to say smelly." You made a face. "Have you took a shower yet today?" You pinched the bridge of your nose, sending a disgusting glare at him. When you mentioned he word 'shower' everything changed. --- DUN DUN DUUUUN 😈
