hey guys how's life my loyal fans
IM CHOKING WTF IM CHOKING ON A PRETZEL
jk I'm choking on a dick
Isaiah has no ass, he wanted me to touch his ass and I was like what ass bitch.
OMG IM LAUGJING AND CHOKING SOMEONE GET ME WATER WTF
SORRY I WENT AND GOT WATER
I drank fucking Carmel syrup straight from the bottle because I'm a fucking badass like that.
legit people should start counting how many times I curse and say like.
I SAY LIKE WAY TO FUCKING MUCH IT HAS TO BE CAUSE IM WHITE RIGHT.
I fulfill so many whit stereotypes it's not even funny.
I fucking love Starbucks, I love forever 21, I love h&m I love uggs, I don't love vanilla bean frappés so that's good I guess. but I also have blue eyes and my natural hair color is pretty blondish
I dye my hair a lot
I've done hot pink, like 45 shades of red, purple, and like 67 shades of brown. I'm going to go blue this summer.
AYE 16 DAYS OF SCHOOL LEFT BITCHES IM SO EXCITED!!!!!!!
FUCKING SHOOT ME YAYAYAYTAYAGAYGAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
FUN FRIDAYS AYE BITCH
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eden's book of secrets
Humorthis book contains me ranting and rambling about random shit that makes absolutely no sense. enjoy :)