Goofed: A Short Story Collection

Trevor and the Slumber Party

Trevor was really bored that day. So bored, that even looking out his window and creeping on the lives of his neighbors didn't sound like fun. "Boy, am I bored," exclaimed Trevor. Trevor pulled out his trusty smartphone, and pulled up his favorite social network, FaceBoop, the best place to keep in touch! Trevor sure was lonely, and he was friends with lots of attractive females on FaceBoop. He wasn't friends with them for real, unfortunately. Trevor planned to change this. Trevor decided he was gonna host a slumber party and invite every female on his friends list. It was gonna be a hit, he knew it!
Women love slumber parties, so naturally, 20% of the invitees arrived the day of. Considering there were 327 females on his friends list, it was rather impressive. Trevor introduced himself to every single one, following it up with a kiss on the hand. Trevor was quite the gentleman. Pillow fights, neighborhood gossip, and making fun of the ugliest people ensued. It was a night to remember.
Trevor woke up strapped to a chair. "W-where am I," muttered Trevor. He was surrounded by the girls he had slumber partied with that night.
"We're running things around here now. We outnumber you. There's 16.35 of us, and only one of you," growled one of the women.
"16.35? Where's the point thirty fi-" asked Trevor, confused, before he was slapped by one of the girls.
"We'll do the talking!"
Trevor's first slumber party would ultimately be his last.