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Danielle will be your agent today.Danielle: Hello! Thank you for contacting support! My name is Danielle and I'll be happy to help you today :-) May I have your name so I can address you properly?
Dennis: Hi there. My name is Dennis.
Danielle: Nice to meet you Dennis :-) So what can I help you with today?
Dennis: Well, I bought these headphones, and they just sound terrible! Too much treble, muddy bass, and the mids are nonexistent! Frankly, I was wondering if a refund was out of the question.
Danielle: I'm so sorry to hear this Dennis :-( I've never heard of this happening before. If you would give me the serial # you bet I could hook you up with a new pair!
Dennis: I don't aim to offend, lady. But frankly, I'm 97% positive your brand is just terrible. I highly regret buying from you, and I want my money back.
Danielle: I'm sorry to hear this Dennis. If you'll give me your Serial # I'll be happy to get you a new pair.
Dennis: So um
Dennis: I take it a refund isn't happening
Dennis: Are you support people even real?
Dennis: Ma'am?
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