(It's not even October.
BUT DO I LOOK LIKE I GIVE A CRAP?!
Yes,a Star Wars nerd.
So you already know what I'm about to do.
THE CLIP COMPLETELY IS OWNED BY THE CREATORS OF STAR WARS,I DO NOT OWN A THING!
Enjoy!)
Garroth's POV:
I was staring into the bathroom mirror,combing my hands through my hair.It was Halloween in Phoenix drop,and I was going to Aphmau and the girls Halloween party as Han Solo.Laurence was going as Luke,and Dante was going as Chewbacca."Garroth,get out of there! This wookie wants to at least pick up one hot chick while he's at it!" Dante yelled,banging his fists on the door."Okay!" I laughed.I opened the door and walked out,punching his shoulder.He walked in and closed the door behind him.
"Because girls totally dig giant balls of fur." Laurence rolled his eyes.I laughed."Cuddly is a turn off,Dante." He yelled."What do you know? You told Aphmau that you wanted to bite her on your first date!" Laurence rammed into the door."No matter how much hair gel you put on that dumb suit,your still gonna look like a teddy bear!" He yelled angrily.I was just standing there,rolling my eyes."Oh stop that!Your the guy who sleeps with a teddy bear!" I crossed my arms and blushed from embarrassment.
A few minutes later,Dante walked out."C'mon fuzz ball." I pat Dante's head.He pressed the button,playing the Chewie sound effect."Pfft."
We walked down the streets,probably looking like idiots to some,but we didn't care.Eventually,we reached Aphmau and the girl's house."Dude,get Dante to ring to door bell." Laurence said.I looked to Dante."Whaddya say,Chewie?" He pressed the button for the second time."I guess that means yes." I shrugged.Dante walked up to the door and rang to door bell.Laurence and I hid."Hi,welcome-AH!" I heard Aphmau shriek.Laurence and I walked up,and I saw something that scared me like never before.
Aphmau.
Was.
Leia.
I gulped,still staring at Aphmau. She had two cinnamon roll-like buns on the sides of her head,and a long white dress with a belt.I think she realized the situation as well."O-oh,hey Garroth. H-Hey Laurence." She smiled crookedly.
Aphmau's POV:
Garroth.
Was.
Han.
Solo.
I stood there,staring at a wookie,my brother,and the love of my life.Well,Leia's brother,Nicole's wookie,and the love of my life.I was scared for my life."O-oh,hey Garroth. H-Hey Laurence." I smiled,attempting to act cool.Dante pressed a button that was attached to a wire,which lead to his Chewie head,playing a loud sound effect.Laurence chuckled and nudged Garroth,pushing him forward.He stood in front of me,and I had to admit,even if Laurence did look more like Han Solo,Garroth still looked...Wow.He was wearing a what Han wore in The Empire Strikes Back.I Should have known he would dress up as Han Solo,he was talking about how much he loved Star Wars just the other day...
He explained all of the movies to Katelyn,Nicole,Kawaii~Chan and Lucinda in one.hour.
I should have known he was going to dress up as his favorite character.
"Come in,you look hot-I MEAN,COLD!" I mentally face palmed. Garroth's face turned a bright red."Um..T-Thanks.." I stepped aside as the boys entered."So,welcome to my humble abode." I said."Thanks,sis." Laurence said.Dante just pressed the button again,the effect playing. Garroth smacked him."Chewie! How dare you!" I laughed as Garroth pretended to know what Dante was talking about-Erm,effect-ing,about.Dante finger snapped and sassy-hair-flipped with his Chewie head. Garroth rolled his eyes and chuckled.
I decided to let them do whatever,while I talked to the other guests.
Garroth's POV:
Aphmau left us to go greet the other guests,but after a few minutes I got kinda bored.So,I grabbed a drink and walked out back to get some fresh air.I stepped over to the pool,sitting on the diving board.The moon light shone brightly on the top of the water,and to be honest,no matter how cold it was outside,I just wanted to jump in.
But that would be stupid,so I didn't.
Thank Irene,or what happened wouldn't have happened.
"Say,Han,whatcha doin' out here?" An angelic voice came from behind me."Nothin' much." I stood up and turned around,Aphmau's face only but a few inches in front of mine.
She smirked before her lips crashed onto mine.I kissed back.She wrapped her arms around my neck as I moved my hands down,resting them on her hips.I pulled her closer,tilting my head as she tangled her hands in my hair.I kissed her passionately,making sure to express everything I couldn't say in words through it,because I loved her.I just couldn't work up the courage to make my move.And if this changed anything between us,who cares?Because we kissed,and it was really real.I wouldn't trade that moment for the world.
And it was beautiful.
"I love you"
"I know"
Aphmau kept her hands around my neck,still smiling at me.
I smiled back happily.
We stood there,just smiling as each other.
And as she laid her head on my chest,we swayed back and forth,smiling.
Then,I felt something push me,and heard a loud shriek.I saw Aphmau reaching out to me,then turn away.I fell down,the cold water surrounding me in a freezing blanket of terror.I swam upward,my head bobbing up above the water."G-Garroth!" Aphmau ran to the edge of the pool,grabbing my head and pulling me closer to the side."Oh my Irene,I thought you drowned.Are you okay?" I smiled."Yeah.Say,that was kinda like that one scene in Star Wars before-" Aphmau began to laugh."You dork." She kissed my forehead."Don't you mean scoundrel?" I smirked.She rolled her eyes."Now you're getting too into it." She giggled."Can I get out now?" She nodded,letting go of my head.I swam over to the steps,walking out of the pool.
"Now,what idiot pushed me into this thing?" I motioned to the pool.Aphmau laughed."Your father-in-law,Han." I turned around to see Darth Vader."Well,he's also your brother.But whatever." The mysterious man removed his helmet to reveal the one and only,Zane Ro'Maeve.Also,now known as Anakin Skywalker,or Darth Vader.
I now call him both.
"Really,Zane?" I shook my head.He shrugged."I do not approve of this scoundrel,Leia." Aphmau crossed her arms."Get outta here." She shooed him away.He lifted his hands up in surrender,dropping his light saber.Which,is what I'm assuming he used to push me into the pool with.
"Now,where were we?" I smiled."Right about here."
(Yes,cheesy but I give absolutely zero craps because it's flipping Han Solo and Leia,and Garroth and Aphmau.My two OTPS BECAUSE DUDE THEY'RE BOTH KAWAII!
WHO SAYS I CANT HAVE TWO OTPS?!
Or more...
ANYWAYS!Did ya like that lil' video I put at the top?
Eh?
EH?
EHH!?
Hope so.
Cuz if ya didn't...
Well that's too bad.
Also,side note:
Das one sassy sass Chewie)
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