Garmau Oneshots

How To Be A Heartbreaker

(YES,THAT IS THE SONG FROM APHMAU'S VIDEO YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO JUDGE ME!

YOU KNOW YOU SEARCHED IT UP AFTER THE EPISODE!

DON'T CHU LIE TO ME!

*Ahem* ANNNNYWHOSIES!

THE SONG IS NOT MINE AT ALL! 

IT IS COMPLETELY OWNED BY MARINA & THE DIAMONDS!

Now on to the kawaii-ness!)

Garroth's POV:

"Ha! Your possibly the funniest guy I have ever met,Laurence!" Ugh,Aphmau came in with another victim,tonight.As usual,I just hid in my room.Because you and I both know that I would do one of two things:

1.Cry my eyes out.

2.Projectile vomit in the guys face.

Yeah.

Oh,why do I call them victims?

Because she comes in with a guy,has a great relationship with him for about,hm,let's say about...six to seven months? And then dumps him when he starts to get attached.

Except,the dudes have always been strangers.Not my drunken best friend,for Irene's sake!

"Get a room,please." I rolled my eyes at the two."What Garroth? Jealous?" Laurence smirked at me,and I glared daggers at him.Yeah,he knew I loved her,and he was literally about to succumb to her drunken love crap."N-no...Never..." The still drunken Aphmau walked over and put her hand on my shoulder."Make us some lemonade,would you Garroth?" I rolled my eyes once again,clearly becoming agitated."Get your own lemonade." She puffed out her bottom lip and pouted."C'mon,do something for your roommate for once.I do everything around here!" She slurred.Usually I would have just let her go do whatever she wanted with the guy,but tonight I was not in a good mood. 

"You do everything around here?!" I screamed,removing my headphones and practically jumping out of my chair."I let you walk in here,hook up with random guys all .the .time,interrupt my studying,my hobbies,my entire life,and you can honestly sit there and say that?!" Aphmau stumbled backwards,shocked at my sudden behavior.Laurence just stood there with a blank expression on his face."Oh,and another thing,I take care of your butt when you wake up with a hangover every six months when you walk in drunk and out of your mind with some guy on your arm! And the next morning,I'm there holding your hair with pills and a glass of water while your hanging over the toilet,throwing up! And not once did you thank me!" I plopped back down into my seat angrily."But none of that matters,I assume." I grumped,sliding on my headphones."And I guess it doesn't matter that I love you,either..." I whispered so one could hear me,a single tear sliding down my cheek as I closed my eyes."I-I'm sorry..." Aphmau walked over and touched my shoulder,but I smacked it away."I just need to be alone right now..." 

Aphmau's POV:

He must not have known I wasn't drunk this time...

He has to be ticked at me right now.

"I just need to be alone right now..." Garroth rushed into his room.Was he crying?"Yeah,he was." Crap,I said that out loud?"Oh,I said that out loud?" Laurence nodded,slightly laughing."Why are you laughing?" I questioned him."It's just...I can't believe your so oblivious..." I tilted my head in confusion as Laurence began to laugh more."Oblivious about what?" He shook his head."He loves you,Aphmau." My whole world seemed to stop at the words I'd waited to hear for forever."H-huh?!" I stuttered,quite loudly,actually."Garroth has loved you since the day you two met,you were just so clueless." I was still confused,as I didn't know if I was happy,or if I felt terrible...

...It think it was both...

Well that and you know,feeling like a complete and total idiot...

The pieces slowly started to fit together in my brain.

Laurence constantly teasing him,the stuttering,the blushing,the kindness...

Everything just seemed to all come together at once...

Which is why I was internally screaming,when Laurence revealed to me that Garroth loved me,too.

Too? Ah,yes,too!

I love Garroth,and I have since the day I saw him,just like he loved me.

Since the day he saw me...

In fact,that was the whole reason I got in so many relationships,because I loved him,and knew he'd never return my feelings...

But boy,was I wrong!

I had to talk to him.

"L-Laurence,could you leave and give me a moment with Garroth,please?" I asked.Laurence nodded as he started towards the door.

I took a deep breath and pulled the key to Garroth's room out of my pocket.I walked towards the door,the muffled sniffles becoming louder the closer I came."G-Garroth? I-I'm coming in,j-just so you know..." I slid the key into the lock,turning it swiftly.

I opened the door to see Garroth crying,his head dug into his pillow."Garroth..I know your mad at me...But I want you to know,that Laurence told me about how...h-how you love me.." He turned over to my direction and froze,the sniffles stopping."A-and I want you to know...I love you too!" I ran over,standing in front of him as he got up.

"I-I love you,and I've loved you since the day I saw you! I love every bit and piece of you,your accent,your sandy blonde hair,a-and your beautiful sea blue eyes,that just make me...Melt..." I put my hand to to his cheek,causing him to blush.I giggled."And I love how you blush at everything I do..." I smiled brightly,as did he."Well,you wanna know what I love?" He asked."What?" I replied,still smiling."I love your raven black hair,and your gorgeous tan skin,and your absolutely stunning caramel eyes that make me want candy every time I look into them..." He confessed,his smile fading."But they always seem to belong to someone else..." I frowned,then getting an idea.

"They could belong to you,you know..." Garroth blushed madly,he face no telling how many shades of red."If you want to,of course." I smirked,flipping my hair in a playful manner.He bit his lip,trying his hardest not to smile."W-what if I...Do,w-want them t-to belong to m-me?' He questioned stuttering."I'd let them." I said,leaning in.

He soon did the same,closing the space between us.

And I swear to Irene,

It was the best kiss I've ever had,in my twenty one years of my life.

And that was when I realized...

This was my soulmate...

(WHELLLLL DEEEENNNNN!

YEH

DAT WUS GUD CHAPPER

LEXI MEY OR MEY NO HAV ROTE DISH AT ILLEVEN AT NITE CUD SHEH CUD NUT CUD DA CHLORINE INFETTED HER BRAIN

CUD SHEH MEY HAV BEN INVITEDD TUU ANOTDER POOLL PARTAYYYY 

YESH

YESH SHEH WUS

SHEH GUN DY NAO

BAI FRENDS.)