Garmau Oneshots

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No,this isn't a oneshot.

Sorry.

It's about when you wake up in the middle of the night after reading a bunch of depressing fanfics,crying because your OTP isn't gonna happen.

That is exactly what just happened to me.

I have these dreams,dreams about adorable Garmau moments,and then they take a turn for the worst.Garroth dies,or Aaron or Laurence comes into the picture.

And,almost 99% of the time,Garroth ends up killing himself.

And I wake up crying.

You might be thinking,Oh my gosh shes insane.

Which I am.

A stupid minecraft series,has caused me to wake up in the middle of the night bawling,after falling asleep at my computer screen reading about it.

This is the actual struggle of being a fangirl.

IT'S POSSIBLY THE MOST SCARY THING YOU WILL EVER EXPERIENCE!

So here's the question:

Lexi,if you love Garmau so much,as well as the others,why do you keep getting scared it won't happen?

Because as much as I love that dumb ship,it's not gonna happen.

It just won't.

MCD:Aarmau

MyStreet & PDH:Aarmau

Wheres Garmau gonna go?

It's gonna stay underwater.

Because it sunk.

And Laurmau fans,your ship sank aswell.

I don't have faith that Garmau will happen,and if it does,you fellow Garmau shippers,can scream in my face "I TOLD YOU SO" 

But there is one thing I want you to know,

I will never,

ever,

ever,

stop shipping Garmau.

I might not have hope that it will sail,

but long after MCD,PDH,and MyStreet end,I will still be reading the fanfics at 5:00 morning after having dreams about how it ended.

Yes,Aaron may be dead.

But everyone knows the angry Aarmau shippers will start a hashtag of something like #BringAaronBack or something.

Like how we did...

Except theres a difference between being dead and being in another dimension-

Calm Lexi,

Calm.

And yes,I will still stand by my opinion that until the day I see the old Lord's face in an episode,that Levin is Garroth's son.

What?! Oh c'mon,Garroth's memory was erased and stuff! We don't know what he was doin' with Matilda...

JUST KIDDING DON'T MURDER ME!

So the Aarmau shippers can believe that Aphmau can resurrect Aaron,even without his soul or corpse.

And the Laurmau and Garmau shippers can have hope.

I won't stopping shipping.

And I haven't completely lost hope.

But PDH & MyStreet are over for me.

Because let's be real,

I stopped watching PDH three episodes or somethin' ago.

Because Laurence kissed Aph.

And I automatically lost hope for Garmau happening in PDH.

...

Check that off the list for now.

And MyStreet-

...

Speaks for itself in the last episode.

MCD-

...

Halt,for thou the only series of which thy Garmau has the slightest of chances.

Anyways,thanks for listening to me rant about how I woke up in tears over a minecraft roleplay game.

What has my life become.

XD