Hai
it's 11 at night.
But I have to tell this story.
So,if you all didn't know,I have glasses.
That no longer work.
Why do they not work?
Because I grew,and when you grow,your eyes grow too.
Thus causing my vision to get crappier than usual.
And my glasses don't work.
Like they literally help ZE.RO.
So,I don't wear them.
I KNOW I KNOW! BAD LEXI! GO AHEAD,YELL AT ME,I KNOW!
ANYWHOSIES
I was at the pool today,and my mom told me to go get my little cousin,Madi,yes spelled like that.Madi.
and tell her to get her stuff.
Well,I walked all around the whole pool and couldn't find her,until I saw a kid that looked so much like her that it was freaky.
So,I yelled at this child.
You can see where this is going.
"Madi,get your lazy butt out of the pool and PACK.UP! WE ARE LEAVING!"
...
Those were my exact words.
Well,the little girl is like "I'm getting out! I'm getting out!"
I must have scared her so bad....
Because I was flailing my arms yelling at this poor little child.
And then she gets out of the pool.
This is when I realize that she is in a black one piece.
Madi,is in a rainbow and black paisley bikini.
Oh,crap...
So I wanted apologize,but I couldn't.
Because I'm socially awkward.
Anywhosies,hope you enjoyed,and hope you like the oneshot for tomorrow.
Bai!
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