Garmau Oneshots

IM DED

OKIE NOT A ONESHOT YOU CRAZY WEIRDOS!

THIS FLIPPIN WATER BEAR RIGHT HERE

*POINTS TO SELF*

(look up a water bear Btw XD)

HAS BEEN LISTENING TO THIS NON STOP FOR THREE HOURS

*ABOVE*

THAT AND UMA THURMAN BY FALLOUT BOY

NO I DO NOT OWN THIS SONG IT DOES NOT BELONG TO ME AT ALL IT BELONGS TO PANIC! AT THE DISCO 

NEITHER DOES THE OTHER SONG

(AKA UMA THURMAN,AS STATED ABOVE)

I HAVE NOW DEVELOPED A TWITCH

NO,NOT THE STREAMING THINGY!

AN ACTUAL FLIPPING TWITCH

BECAUSE AS SOME OF YOU MAY KNOW *COUGH* YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE

I WROTE A GARMAU FANFIC TODAY,ABOUT THEM HAVING KIDS

...

YOU OTHER PPL THAT I WAS COUGH COUGHING ABOUT,ALSO NOW KNOW THAT I HAVE MORE THAN ONE OF THESE TYPES OF FANFICS

AKA WHERE THEY HAVE KIDS

I HAVE PRECISELY SEVEN ONES WITH ELLIOT AND MARIE

AND YES ZIANNA IS INVOLVED IN ANOTHER ONE DON'T DIE BECAUSE YOU CANT LIVE WITHOUT HER

I CALLED GARROTH GAR GAR BEFORE SHE WAS EVEN A CHARACTER,MIGHT I ADD!

I AM WAY TOO PROUD OF THAT STATEMENT,BTW

(YOU CAN ASK MY FRIENDS ABOUT THAT,THEY HATED ME BECAUSE I CALLED HIM GAR GAR XD...THEY STILL HATE ME THO LMAO)

MAN,I THINK ZIANNA,SILVANNA AND I COULD BE BESTIES

LIKE,BEYONCE IS COOL!

I COULD GET ALONG WITH THOSE CRAZY LADY'S!

I THINK ALL OF US NEED TO START A SQUAD 

LIKE,YOU GUYS TOO I AINT LEAVING YOU ALL BEHIND

OH NO

YOU ALL ARE COMIN WITH US!

YES,YOU!

DONT LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT!

WE'LL BE RIDIN AROUND IN A VAN THAT'S PAINTED PINK WITH DAISIES AND  GARMAU ART TAPED TO IT LIKE GURL:

IMA GET YOU A SCRUNCHIE,SOME LEG WARMERS- SHOOT, GURL WE CAN DO DIS!

 WE COULD JUST BE LIKE:

"OMG GURRRRL PLAY THAT MUSIC WE'RE ABOUT TO FIND GARROTH AND APHMAU,LOCK THEM IN A CLOSET, FORCE THEM TO KISS,AND THEN GO MURDER AARON.NORMAL DAY! *SHRUGS*"

IM BRAIN DED,IS THE POINT OF THIS THINGY

AND I AM CONCERNED FOR MY HEALTH

WHEN YOUR UP AT 1:00 IN THE MORNING READING JACKSEPTICEYE IMAGINES,YOU REALLY NEED TO REASSESS YOUR LIFE CHOICES.

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 *AWKWARD COUGH SIGNALING SHES LYING*-T-TOTALLY NOT ME PSSSH GURL YOU DONT KNO WUT I READ.

HALP ME

LIKE,TORIEL,YOU HELPED AT THE BEGINNING OF UNDERTALE

SORTA...

...

GOAT MOM WHERE JUU AT?!

I LOOK LIKE FLIPPING CHARA IRL BTW

I GOT THE HAIR AND EVERYTHING...

EXCEPT,YA KNO,BLONDE HIGH LIGHTS THAT WERE SUPPOSED TO BE AUBURN BUT THE LADY MESSED IT UP XD

IDC THO IT ENDED UP LOOKIN BETTER CUZ MY HAIR ALREADY HAS AN AUBURN CAST-

WHY THE FLIP AM I SHARING INFO ABOUT MY HAIR WITH YOU PPL

NOBODY CARES ABOUT MY HAIR XD 

OH GOD HELP ME

JEEBUS HALP

I'VE GONE INSANE

I DONT KNOW WHERE MY SANITY HAS GONE

HELP

ME 

NOW

IMA GO TO SLEEP NOW

SOMEONE GET ME SOME STARBUCKS FIRST 

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