Garmau Oneshots

Sorry...;-;

Alrighty then.

Sorry for not posting yesterday,but I have terrible news...

I is sick ;-;

Yeah,so that's a bit of a problemo...

I kinda sorta sneaked over to my computer without my mom knowing so that I could write this,because shes at the store buying  allergy meds,sherbert,crackers,and sprite for meh.

But my moms one of those people who's like 

"YOUR SICK?! ILL TURN ON THE TV DONT YOU DARE MOVE!"

Even though I am completely able to sit up and type on a keyboard.

That and,I was stung in the middle toe by a wasp because...you know,walking bare foot in the front yard.

Which was two days ago.

And my toe is huge and red and itches and burns like ca-ray-zee.

It's the worst place to be stung by a wasp.

Especially when your like me,and you legit wore bubble wrap around your arms and feet every time you went outside for a week when you were seven,because you were THAT afraid of wasps...

YEEEAAAAHHHH

I was a weird kid...

But,I when I got on wattpad today,I saw something...

Dis book got to 1.1 K reads!

My face went all kinds of directions...

My mom thought I was crazy...

But,thanks to this wonderful feat,which I'm probs overreacting over...

I'll do literally whatever the flip you want meh too.

I'm being cereal.

If you guys told me to dance like a manic to ABC by The Jackson 5 whilst wearing a piece of bacon costume with sunglasses,and eat twinkies at the same time,and then upload it to youtube,I would do it.

(Yes,I own a giant bacon onesie,don't judge meh XD)

I WILL SACRIFICE-

Well,I was about to say that I would sacrifice my pride,but I gave that up a long time ago...

I wouldn't jump through a ring of fire or anything that could potentially get me killed,so you know,don't try to get me killed or anything...

I hope you don't want me to die...

So yeah,just comment what you want me to do,and I shalth do it!

But anywhosies,there will be three new chapters of Three Days today.

Also,I will be alternating days between Three Days,and Garmau Oneshots.

So like,I will upload a Garmau oneshot tomorrow,and then Three Days the next day.

If that makes sense.

But yeah,I love you all,and make sure to comment on this book what you want to see me do...

I'LL EVEN WRITE A LEMON-OKAY NO NEVERMIND THATS BASICALLY ASKING ME TO KILL MYSELF GAWD

DONT YOU DARE ASK FOR A LEMON CAUSE I WONT WRITE IT!

YOU CAN'T MAKE ME!

HEY,HERES SOMETHING YOU CAN ASK ME TO DO!

WRITE A TRAVLYN THING!

*WINK*...*WINK WINK*

...

*WINK*

NOT THAT KIND OF THING YOU TWIT!

I MEAN SOME TYPE OF TRAVLYN BOOK,GAWD!

Anywhosies,now that I'm done writing...Whatever the heck this thing is, I will see you all whenever my mother let's me get back on this compooter!

Yes,I write on a compooter and call my compooter a compooter because my writing on a phone or tablet turns out really crappily.

Don't ask why,it's just the atmosphere that I have to write in XD

Bai now! <3