*AHEM*
WHY DO I FEEL AS IF I NEED TO SHARE THIS?
BECAUSE HE IS,DARN IT!
I NEED TO LEGIT CALL MY COUSIN,SAY TO BRING HER MOTORCYCLE OVER BECAUSE IMA FINALLY PAY FOR IT FOR MY SISTER,AND GIVE HER THIS PHOTO OF HIM AND JUST BE LIKE:
"THIS IS MY FORM OF CURRENCY NOW.IT IS VERY VERY VALUABLE."
BUT IT WOULD BE EVEN MORE EPIC IF I ALSO SAID,"AH AH AH! BRING THE HELMET!"
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(IF YOU GET THAT REFERENCE,I LOVE YOU!)
Sorry,I just had to write this at two in the morning because I was being a creepy fangirl and why the flip not.
It is my new screensaver,if you were wondering.
Hunter Hayes is my Dylan O'Brien,Jacob Sartorius,Justin Beiber,and Harry Styles all wrapped into one.
(Note:I do not think that Dylan O'Brien,Jacob Sartorius,Justin Beiber, or Harry Styles are very cute.I mean,they're cute,but they just aren't my cup of tea...)
He's my:I want to marry you,but that however is not possible because I look like an ugly,smelly thumb and I am way too young for you.So I'll just write a bunch of Hunter Hayes x Readers til three in the morning and cry my eyes out while I eat Ben and Jerry's ice cream in my sweat pants.
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I don't know why but I'm so tired I'm just blabbing about boys all night.
Another fact,my mother just came into the kitchen and self-diagnosed me with insomnia.
Yay....I don't have it,but now I am probably gonna have to go to a doctor because of my mothers diagnosis...
*Gasp* OR MAYBE I'M JUST NOCTURNAL?! OMG,I WOULD BE LIKE A HUMAN BIRD!
Or,then I guess I would be a...night owl...
Heuheuheuheuehueheuehueheuehuehuehue....
Bleh.
What is my life.
Well,I want you to stop reading this knowing three things:
1.I love Hunter Hayes.
2.Hunter Hayes is adorable.
3.I am a bird.
Now,in the words of Justin Timberlake, and the other members of 'N SYNC,Bye Bye Bye!
Cuz Ima go to sleep now...Lol
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FanficHai there! My name is Lexi,and I'm a Garmau shipper.My friends say I write decent Garmau fanfictions,so Ima try.The cover is NOT MINE.This book obviously contains kissing.Derp.Nothing more,not even strong language.So yah dude.I'm a weirdo so their i...
