HUNTER HAYES IS FREAKING ADORABLE,DON'T ARGUE WITH ME!

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*AHEM*

WHY DO I FEEL AS IF I NEED TO SHARE THIS?

BECAUSE HE IS,DARN IT!

I NEED TO LEGIT CALL MY COUSIN,SAY TO BRING HER MOTORCYCLE OVER BECAUSE IMA FINALLY PAY FOR IT FOR MY SISTER,AND GIVE HER THIS PHOTO OF HIM AND JUST BE LIKE:

"THIS IS MY FORM OF CURRENCY NOW.IT IS VERY VERY VALUABLE."

  BUT IT WOULD BE EVEN MORE EPIC IF I ALSO SAID,"AH AH AH! BRING THE HELMET!"

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(IF YOU GET THAT REFERENCE,I LOVE YOU!)

Sorry,I just had to write this at two in the morning because I was being a creepy fangirl and why the flip not.

It is my new screensaver,if you were wondering.

Hunter Hayes is my Dylan O'Brien,Jacob Sartorius,Justin Beiber,and Harry Styles all wrapped into one.

(Note:I do not think that Dylan O'Brien,Jacob Sartorius,Justin Beiber, or Harry Styles are very cute.I mean,they're cute,but they just aren't my cup of tea...)

He's my:I want to marry you,but that however is not possible because I look like an ugly,smelly thumb and I am way too young for you.So I'll just write a bunch of Hunter Hayes x Readers til three in the morning and cry my eyes out while I eat Ben and Jerry's ice cream in my sweat pants.

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I don't know why but I'm so tired I'm just blabbing about boys all night.

Another fact,my mother just came into the kitchen and self-diagnosed me with insomnia.

Yay....I don't have it,but now I am probably gonna have to go to a doctor because of my mothers diagnosis...

*Gasp* OR MAYBE I'M JUST NOCTURNAL?! OMG,I WOULD BE LIKE A HUMAN BIRD!

Or,then I guess I would be a...night owl...

Heuheuheuheuehueheuehueheuehuehuehue....

Bleh.

What is my life.

Well,I want you to stop reading this knowing three things:

1.I love Hunter Hayes.

2.Hunter Hayes is adorable.

3.I am a bird.

Now,in the words of Justin Timberlake, and the other members of 'N SYNC,Bye Bye Bye!

Cuz Ima go to sleep now...Lol
























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