STORY TIME!

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Hey guys! So this isn't an actual chapter and is completely irrelevant to this Phanfiction, so if you don't want to read it then just skip over it! Okay, here ya go:

Once upon a time there was a moLESTER named Phil, who liked to make his friend, Dan, HOWELL (Dan loved Netflix and Phil) But one day, someone got sick of the noise and murdered Phil, causing Dan to be very sad. One day, Dan couldn't take it anymore, so he committed necroPHILia. Unfortunately for him, Dil happened to be watching the whole thing, and he wrote some pretty interesting DANecdotes that he sent to the PHANdom. Eventually, this story got handed off to a scientist who did lots of PHILisophical research on stuff like this, and he sent Dan to a mental ward where he could deal with his Phil-withdrawal in peace.
The end.
~Alyssa Gray

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