Random Life

puns, jokes and cringe! oh my

You must be a magnet because I'm attractive to you.

*random video plays about corn*
This is so corny

What did the thermometer say to the graduated cylinder?
"You may have graduated but I've got many degrees."

Are you a sea lion because I can sea you lion in my bed later.

I don't have any vegetable jokes so if you do lettuce know

I changed my my IPod's name to titanic. Its syncing now

What do you call a pile cats?
A meowtain

They see me Rollin they hay-tin

An Adventure?
Alpaca my bags

Me: will you be my sun?

Person: yes!!! I will!

Me: ok then stay 9 million miles away from me.

I was aiming for the moon but landed in the stars next to you

I love you as much as Kayne loves Kayne

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I bet you cringed. Sorry not sorry

I laughed and cringed while writing this.

Bye