chilly and his stupid willy

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Anthony had recently come to the conclusion that Steven was much, much too good for him. It was something about his ability to be so awkward and dorky and silly, and yet still manage to make Anthony melt every time he smiles.

How was that even possible? Anthony had no idea.

All Anthony knew is that he loved Steven, and Steven deserved somebody who's better at planning than Anthony is.

The only movie Steven wanted to see was sold out, much to their dismay. Seeing Steven so upset wasn't how Anthony planned on spending his afternoon, so he quickly dragged his little buddy off to find something to eat.

They found a little frozen yogurt shop, a nice lady explaining that they had just opened recently.

Steven was ecstatic, to say the least. He rushed towards the place like the big child he is, only to trip over the curb as he tried to cross the street, sending him falling backwards. Anthony wasn't even sure how the hell Steven managed that, the curb wasn't very high and Steven surely saw it coming.... Right?

And even then, how the actual fuck did he end up going backwards?

Either way, Anthony knew exactly what he was going to do. He moved quickly, running up behind Steven in an attempt to catch him. He wanted to make it just like the movies, where the girl falls back into the boy's arms by accident. It would be perfect, because he could easily tease the other about it and then he'd get to see Steven all flustered...

The only issue with Anthony's plan, he realized, is that he couldn't pull it off. Reaching out towards the smaller male, Anthony was fully prepared to catch him.

But Steven grabbed onto his arm, and it all went to shit from there. The two fell over onto the street, Steven landing on top of Anthony in what had to be the least sexy pose in existence. Anthony gave an undignified squawk as he fell, Steven trying his best to not laugh.

A few people going by laughed, and some guy wearing a really cool hockey mask helped them up while giggling like he was insane.

They thanked the stranger, and made their way into the shop.

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"Who the hell gets strawberries and marshmallows on frozen yogurt?"

Steven glared up at Anthony, stuffing a spoonful into his mouth instead of answering the question.

Anthony made a face, using his spoon to poke at Steven's bowl. "Won't the marshmallows get all cold and hard? And why strawberries? Cherries are where it's at, buddy."

Steven narrows his eyes, giving Anthony a challenging look. Anthony does all he can to not laugh, because holy shit he looks so cute when he's mad.

"Well maybe I wanted to change it up, okay? At least I'm more creative than you, with your stupid sprinkles and nothing else."

"Hey, hey, they're chocolate sprinkles. Don't disrespect the chocolate sprinkles, you prick."

Steven's thinking. He's thinking, and he's making some kind of plan, but Anthony can't figure out what that plan is and it worries him. Before he can even think to ask about the plan, Anthony's suddenly got a mouth full of yogurt and- were those strawberries?

The taste is oddly pleasant, and apparently it showed because Steven gives a confident little grin as he watches Anthony.

He looks good like that. Confident Ze is a good Ze, I hope he's like this more often. It's actually kinda hot if you thin-

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