Dabbing

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Ok, I am so done with the dabbing
WHY ARE PEOPLE STILL DOING IT?!
I don't care if you're doing it ironically or unironically, it is ANNOYING
"I dab to solve all my problems."
Ok, I get ya want to be funny but ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
It is unnecessary and stupid
Ok, so I never got into the trend because it looked stupid....
But NOW I STILL SEE EVERYONE DOING IT
Like a couple days ago, someone said to me "I'll stop bothering you if you dab."
And he was being serious
WTF
IT'S A MOTION YOU MAKE WITH YOUR ARMS AND UPPER BODY
NOT SOMETHING THAT DESCENDED FROM THE FUCKING HEAVENS
And dabbing ironically
So I have a friend that likes doing a bunch of trends ironically
And it was funny the first time
NOW IT'S JUST FUCKING ANNOYING
She collects dolls and figmas, right?
And I went over to her house and she said to me "Find the hidden dabs"
KILL MEEEEEEEEEEEE
To make things worse, I had an instant where my bf guided me to dab
He was like telling me the motions and shit
Like, really?
Really?
REALLY?
Yeah, I really hate the dab
And a "friend" of mine made a dab meme
AND IT GOT SO POPULAR
REALLY?!
WTF IS WITH THE DAB
And once, a friend randomly came up to me and said "dab"
Where does the name dab even come from?
Ok, I'm fucking done

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