Sucking is the New Norm (Random Rants)

How to Survive Corpse Party

Where am I now, due to the fact that it is my birthday? On the road.

And I am here, on Wattpad, updating my rant book of all books because I've got nothing in me.

Last night, I started watching Corpse Party and now I have an idea for a rant. You know how increasingly cliché horror animes, or just simple horror is?
Very cliché
Very very cliché

1) When someone finds a paranormal thing off the internet, 3 words: Don't do it. Why? Because then you could end up getting your intestines ripped out. Even if it is a good thing, be like "Bitch, I ain't gonna go get my insides ripped out." and then just fucking leave.

2) If you're an idiot and still do that, then the next step is don't try and get your friends back. This I think this is one of the main reasons those idiots in Corpse Party got their face ripped off. They went searching for trivial items like their friends that would only get them into more trouble. If you value your life, don't go after your friends.

3) Don't trust ghosts. Just don't trust them. If you do, you'll end up becoming a ghost. The best thing to do is not even associate with them. Why? Even if they look friendly, you'll end up getting some part of your body removed.

4) NO TECHNOLOGY!!!!!
I put emphasis on that because technology is gonna get you to go insane and your friend is gonna come and find you hanging from a closet. That face when Seiko died though....
Yeah....don't answer any phone call either.

5) Hold it in. Okay, you lost that stupid paper, why are you going to find it now? Shouldn't you be more worried about getting out? When I'm watching Corpse Party, I'd be screaming "BAKA BAKA BAKA" Also, if you have to pee, just pee yourself, you'll probably do that after seeing that girl with almost all of her head cut off.

So, I only watched the first two episodes, those are a few things you can do to survive.