Sucking is the New Norm (Random Rants)

Types of Fangirls

For starters: I am currently fangirling over nothing, just my OBSESSION WITH YAOI

And then I felt like making a "rant" so this came out

TYPES OF FANGIRLS
This is more directed towards the anime fandom. These are types of fangirls that just ANNOY THE CRAP OUT OF ME. Don't get me wrong, there are fangirls who actually have an IQ higher than a lamp.

No, the annoying fangirls I'm talking about have an IQ lower than deodorant.

SO LET'S GET STARTED

1) The OMG, HE IS SO SEXY fangirl:
These fangirls are the type of fangirls that will NOT GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE PLOTLINE IN A STORY, BUT THEY WILL ADORE THE DAMN SEXY CHARACTERS! They post fanfictions about their favorite character, who is obviously sexier than anyone on the planet-no, UNIVERSE according to them of course. They don't care about his personality or his role, all they care for is his body. He could be a doucheface and they wouldn't care. Here is a reenactment on what this girl would do compared to a normal person that just really enjoys the show/anime/manga/movie:
*an intense fighting scene is happening in (insert show/anime/manga/movie)*
Fangirl: OMG (insert sexy character) IS SOOOOOO SEXY!!!!
Normal Person: OMG, will they live?! *is on the verge of tears*
Fangirl: I need to like like, control myself, this guy is so sexy.

Bitch
Please

Just...get out before that Colossal a Titan slays yo ass

You're acting like Grell from Black Butler. Obsessing over Sebastian, join the rest of the Black Butler fan club population. Go take random pictures of Sebastian's ass and post them on Instagram. I'll just be here, worrying about everyone else in Black Butler...except for Ash and Angela, they gonna die.

2) The I Hate Everyone in this Fandom Girl:
These fangirls are basically the ones that hate on EVERY LITTLE THING the (insert form of entertainment here) is doing. They ship bash, even though they love the ship, hate on fanfictions because it is such a crime to be apart of this fandom. They even hate on memes.

So you were expecting this fandom to be civilized. Well NEWSFLASH

No fandom with zero guardians is gonna be intelligent, mature, all that stuff.

IT'S 2014. YOUR GENERATION AND MY GENERATION IS FUCKED UP.

I admit, I am fucked up too. Seriously, I giggle during history class. True sign of Hetalian right there. So naturally, everyone is fucked up in their own way. LET'S HUG! Nah, I'm just kidding.

You might HAAAAAAAAAATE this fandom. I can relate because sometimes, I am ashamed of liking Creepypastas. The fandom just terrifies me at times. But, you can make it better by putting out on the internet what you like of the show.

4) ZHE BATTLE OF THE FANDOMS:
These are the kind of fandoms that declare war on each other. Example of this: Dota vs League of Legends. Mention either of these and then a war will break out. Example:
Me: I like League of Legends!
Person 1: Yeah! LoL is best MMO!
Person 2: Shut yo ugly mouth, Dota is better.
Person 1: You wanna go? I'll get my main!
Person 2: OH YEAH! LET'S GO!
*army follows behind both people*
Me: I just...have no faith in humanity...anymore.

WHAT THE FUCK PEOPLE! You guys are just...idiots. Let's just come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl(No offense to anyone)

So these are just a few of the things that bug me. If I missed any, please mention them in the comments. Byeeeee