Wattpad Nerds vs Actual Nerds

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Ok, I have read a few cliché stories to see what in the living fuck was all the fuss about and now I know.

NERDS

ARE

NOT

POPULAR

Ugh, this is why:

Actual Nerd: Spends about 99.9% of their time studying for a test if they have one.

Wattpad Nerd: Goes partying and getting drunk, but still gets a fucking A+ on the test.

Actual Nerd(Otaku most likely): Crushes on Eren Jeager or some other sexy anime/manga character.

Wattpad Nerd: Most likely crushes on their biggest enemy or One Direction *pukes* and doesn't realize it.

Actual Nerd: Will go into a bathroom stall and bawl if they get insulted by the she-devil mean girl.

Wattpad Nerd: Will give that little bitch what she deserves and get respect from the popular dude.

Actual Nerd: Probably looks like an average human being(maybe slightly uglier) without her glasses on.

Wattpad Nerd: Looks like a motherfucking goddess without her glasses on and instantly gets popular.

Actual Nerd: Has almost no friends and everyone hates her fucking guts.

Wattpad Nerd: Has about a zillion friends and is loved by everyone except the ugly-ass popular girl.

Those are just some things you girls need to get straight.

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