Greek gods one-shots

Ares x reader (Deodorant)

Ares came home from another brutal bloodbath.

He was tired and sweaty, not a scratch on his body but he was completely drenched in sweat.

He walked through his temple and frowned realizing you must have been back in your house.

He groaned and quickly teleported to your home.

You were happily asleep in your room.

He shrugged and took off his battle armor leaving him shirtless and only with a pair of red boxers.

As he laid down next to you, he was surprised when your foot kicked him hard and sent him tumbling down the bed. He snapped up and glared only to see you still asleep.

He sighed and tried to lay next to you again, only to be kicked ou of bed.

"HEY! What was that for- oh..." He realized that you were still asleep.

"Wake up" He stated shaking you a bit

"What? What happened? Do you have a wound again?" You asked sleep still laced in your voice.

"You kicked me out of bed. Twice" Ares stated glaring playfully at you

"And as a way of apologizing we're gonna have se--"

"Take a freakin shower" You cut him off scrunching up your nose

"So...shower se--"

"NO. For the gods sake. Just take a shower and use deodorant next time before going to battle. Geez" You roll your eyes.

"So is that a 'no' on the sex part?" Ares asked

"You can literally GO FUCK YOURSELF" You sass before going back to sleep.

"Psh. Women" Ares grumbled stepping into the shower.