You were staring at the pregnancy test. It was the fourth one you took. Yes. Fourth. You wanted ti be VERY sure before you tell the God of lust and love that you were going to be bringing a new demi-god to this world.
"(Y/n)? You've been in there for about an hour. I told you not to bring your phone in there with you" Eros said while knocking on the bathroom door
"Yeah yeah, Sorry. Just a minute!" You cleaned up the sink and came out to see Eros smiling
"What took you so long?" He mused. You sighed
"Let's talk" You stated walking to the couch
"Oh, Babe, I was just teasing, It's okay to masturbate in the bathroom once in a while" He said it so easily you almost choked on air
"That wasnt what I meant!" You groan
"Then what's this about?" Eros asked
"Eros, I've read a lot of mythology-"
"I know, (y/n). Sometimes it's scary that you know more about the olympians than I do" He chuckles
"Yeah. Eros? How do you feel about the demi-gods?" You ask anxiously
"Well, Im fine with some of them" He answered thoughtfully "why?"
"Well, I'm gonna add a new demi-god to this world" You stated firmly
"Really? You're gonna try abd nake up a new hero or something?" He asked with raised eyebrows
"Nope. A real demi-god. Child of (y/n) (l/n) and the God of Love and Lust" You stated, your confidence never leaving
Eros stared at you for a few moment before his wings sprang out. A gesture which meant he was ecstatic
"Really?! You're with child? Oh I cant wait to see her" Eros sighed affectionately
"Her? What if it's a boy?" You chided.
"Fine. If it's a boy, I'll give you fifty drachmas and if it's a girl, we immediately make another baby after she's born" Eros smirked wiggling his eyebrows
"Wh-what?!" You stutter out
"Fine, Two days after she's born" Eros laughed
"I hate you" You grumble
"Nah. You love me. I love you. We love the baby. All is good in the world" Eros smiled embracing you
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Greek gods one-shots
FantasyNo, these are not the gods in the pjo series. They're just the gods straight outta greek mythology.
