Greek gods one-shots

Preference

How they react when you break up

Zeus:

A storm. Probably the worst one you've ever seen. You felt bad since a storm that big meant a lot of people will get hurt but you had to endure it.

His petty rage wont win. You stood your ground...until the power went out

"THE WIFI!" You exclaimed

Poseidon:

You can't go near water. It's been two days since your last shower and it was the most unpleasant shower you've ever had.

You're about to break. Soon.

Hades:

"Okay, (f/n), He's just messing with you. Those shadows aren't going to hurt you. Why did I watch a horror movie!?" You shriek as you dove under your covers as you saw the shadow in the corner of your room move.

You sighed before switching on the lights to see a skeleton wearing a toga holding a box.

"Lord Hades wishes to give you these!" He spoke handing you the box.

You opened it to see that it was full of your favorite gem stone. You frown before halfheartedly returning it to the skeleton

"Tell him to fuck off"

Demeter:

"Can't eat cereal...or anything that's freakin grown from the ground" You seethe taking a bite of your chicken nugget

Ares:

"TALK TO ME, WOMAN!" He yelled

You continued to ignore him. He's been following you everywhere. At first he was apologizing nonstop but now he just went back to being violent

Every guy that came within a ten feet radius of you was glared at and every girl that even glanced at you got scared

Hephaestus:

Little trinkets would find their way to your room, house, work place. It was fine until one of them had a recorded message

"I know you'd leave me someday...I'm just finding it difficult to function without you, I'm like a machine that doesn't have it's power source. I'll leave alone now, I know how disgusting I look, Im sorry"

Apollo:

The god have you hell. Wherever you went, he'd pop up.

Whatever you did he'd be there.

"As the god of medicine it's my duty to ensure that my broken heart is fixed! And you're the cure!" He exclaimed

"Fuck. Off" You say nonchalantly