Book of Randomness ft. Chase(nyehb)

Chapter 3 Mother Fucker!

First off, I would like to commend Patty for explaining me in only one Chapter. Yeah, that took determination. Sorry for the reference Patty.(❤ Undertale❤ ) So yeah, I'm flying through this like shit through a goose (your welcome for that mental image). So um..... Ba dump ba dump ba dump ba dump dump.... BA DUMP DA DUMP BA DUMP BA DUMP DUMP!!!! bA dUmP bA dUmP bA dUmP dUmP dUmP. Your welcome for that cringe typing. Ye. Cool cool. Jdsuisbbejslsksm. Harashanashanashanash. Uh............ (Insert some bullshit joke here). My YouTube channel is Team Anarchy, which sucks (insert self-deprecating, yet self-advertising joke here). I have like 15 subs. Oh, new challenge idea! *Writes down "eat a sub for every subscriber I have"* Harry Potter is a dropout. Childhood=ruined. The only lion in a pride of lions allowed to fuck is the king, so Simba's wife is his sister. Lion King=ruined. Snow White Sleeps in a bed with 7 men at once. Snow White=whore. Snow White and the seven dwarves=ruined. Cinderella's a fucking psychopath, which I like, so Cinderella=asylum. Cinderella=ruined. Pocahontas never told us wtf a "blue corn moon" was... Pocahontas=confusing. Pocahontas=pillaged, raped, and put on public display. John Smith never even dated her so John Smith=lie. Altogether, Pocahontas=ruined. Elsa and Anna live in Norway, which means they are fucking Vikings. Vikings are a swearing, drinking, sailing bunch. Also there dad would be the Viking king (or Oberjarl) Which makes them Viking Princesses. Yeah, Frozen=ruined.