Ten Months of Pregnancy in Twenty Minutes

Towards The End

So remember that part about feeling like a cow... chances are you'll be at that point around 34 weeks.

Things will start to hurt.  Skin is tight, weight is heavy, sleep is impossible.

Remember it's all for a good cause and make everyone do things for you.  You'll probably get really good at picking things up with your feet too.

Your legs won't get shaved and things you drop will stay on the floor.  It's totally normal and as tough as you think you are, you will most likely get to this point.

You're mentally starting to seriously prepare that a baby will be here soon and that YOU are in charge of it's life.  Crazy thought huh?

Make sure you're packed for the hospital in advance.  What do you really need?

Most online check lists will list: a camera... an activity book and snacks in case labor takes a long time... photo albums to look through... an outfit to take the baby home in...

The only thing I think you ABSOLUTELY need is yoga pants.  Even if it's 10 degrees outside, you will need yoga pants.  Preferably maternity pants since you'll still need the extra room.

You need these for two main reasons.  1) Hospital room will be cold.  2) You'll have a lot going on down there and yoga pants will help keep everything in place.

Some chicks get wrapped up in getting a cute "birthing dress".  Don't waste your time.  They put you in a hideous gown anyway.

Hopefully as you're packing your bag, you know what hospital you're delivering at and have a semi-birth plan in place.  I say "semi" because anything can change in the moment. 

Mentally prepare that although your doctor says they'll be there, there's a chance they won't.  Sometimes there are other emergencies they have to deal with or are simply "unavailable" to get there that day.

I remember feeling the need to really know and trust the doctor delivering my kids.  But ya know what?  The NURSES stay with you the whole time.  The doctor only swoops in to literally take baby out and then they're gone again.  

Your labor and delivery nurses will be your best friends.  After this experience you will want to hug every nurse you know and thank them for what they do.  They're incredible.