Universal Problems (Deadpool x Reader)

Chapter 5

I woke up sweating and jittery. I tried moving around and kicking at the covers but my movements were limited. I looked down to see spandex covered arms wrapped around my torso, holding me back into a chest. I rolled my head and managed to elbow the man holding me. I heard a groan so I figured he was awake.

"Dude get off me right now or I'm calling in Spiderman again." I threatened. The man immediately released me and rolled over. I snorted at how quickly he obeyed and threw the covers off me. I threw my legs over the side of the bed and sat up, rubbing my eyes. "You need to get out anyways so I can change."

Deadpool groaned and tossed an arm over his eyes. He peeked out from underneath it and saw my glare. He sighed heavily before teleporting out. A moment later I heard a yelp coming from the living room where Spiderman was at. I smiled and shook my head before getting myself ready for today.

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I walked down the hallway and into the kitchen. I had smelled the pancakes as soon as they started cooking. 'Mmmmm I love me some pancakes' As I stepped into the kitchen I almost burst out laughing. Deadpool was in a pink apron, flipping over some pancakes and there was a huge stack sitting on the island behind. On one of my bar stools was Spiderman, with his mask pulled up just so he could stuff his face with pancakes.

"Wow, thanks for cooking breakfast" I walked over and grabbed a stack, sitting down next to the spider.

"No problem, babe. I love cooking pancakes!" Deadpool exclaimed, turning off the stove and coming to sit down with us.

"Mmmm where'd you learn to cook like this? These pancakes taste like heaven!" Spiderman breathed out before digging back in. We both laughed at him and I then snorted. Both men looked to me and stared, then all of us starting laughing.

Our morning was filled with fun times amd jokes. When everyone was done eating I gathered up the plates and started washing them while the guys cleaned up. I hummed a song as I finished up the last dish and put it in the drainage board.

"I'm getting my mail, be back in a few!" I yelled into the apartment and shut the door on my way out after hearing two 'Okay!'s. The apartment building was aweful silent as I went to the mailboxes and opened my box with the key. I shuffled through the bills as I shut the door and started on my way back. I was so focused on reading the bills that I almost missed the growling noise coming from above. I stopped, my adrenaline kicking in along with fear as I looked up and screamed.

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"What the hell do you mean you haven't seen her!" Deadpool yelled, enraged at the spider. It had been twenty minutes since the hot girl left to get her mail and she hadn't come back yet. He tried calling her phone, but they had found it on the kitchen counter where she left it.

"I don't know where she is, Wade! She said she was only getting the mail, she told us both that! I know as much as you do right now" Spiderman huffed out, crossing his masculine arms over his broad chest. Deadpool glared at him before turning to the door and grabbing the handle. "We can't go out there, not dressed like we are now. People will report us to the government and you know it. We'll go look for her but we need civilian clothes first"

Deadpool sighed and nodded, heading to where (Y/N) had a few boxes set into a corner. He pulled one out and shifted through the clothes within before pulling out a hoodie and jeans. He nudged the box to the webhead and started to change.

They headed down the stairs to where the mailboxes were at and started looking around. Deadpool checked the area where the boxes were and Spidermam checked everywhere else. After a few minutes of looking, the webhead yelled for Wade to come over. On his fingers were webs, similar to his own only it was pure black. Spiderman growled and stood up.

"Venom"