Universal Problems (Deadpool x Reader)

Chapter 12

It was the next day after the kitchen incident and I was currently searching through the cabinets for any sign of food. Apparently being a speedster left you with a huge appetite and Pietro had finished off whatever food we had left. I sighed as I closed yet another door. I was dreading having to go to the store. Everytime I leave this damn house someone always pops up and starts something. I would bring Deadpool along but with what had happened last night I was too embarrassed to approach the merc. I guess I should go find Spidey or Seth and drag them along.

I exited the kitchen and went into the living room. Seth and Spidey were both on the couch playing what looked to be CoD. Seth was leaned forward, tongue sticking out of his mouth with a face full of concentration. Spider-man on the other hand was perched of the back of the couch waving his controller around in front of him, pressing buttons like no tomorrow. A shout of victory came from Seth as the scoreboard showed that he had won the match.

"Wow, guys. That was one intense match." I laughed from my position in the doorway. Both heads turned in my direction. Seth had a smirk while Spidey looked like he was pouting.

"It's not my fault! Your games are different than the ones from my universe!"

"No way man! You just suck at videogames. (Y/N), look at the score." I ended up walking closer to the TV so I could read the scores more clearly. Seth had scored 17 kills with only 2 deaths while Spidey was sitting with a sad 3 kills and 10 deaths.

"Wow those NPC's really kicked your ass, Spidey." He flicked me the bird as he set his controller down. "Anyways, we're out of food so we need to make a trip to the store. Seth give Peter some of your clothes so we can leave. I'll wait for you guys outside"

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I had to admit, Spidey has a really cute face. He looks like an adorable baby brother with squishy cheeks. He was actually looking pretty annoyed that I had been standing here playing with cute, squishy cheeks for the last three minutes. But I couldn't help myself! He was too cute. He looked over to Seth for help but poor Seth was doubled over in laughter. Peter just sighed and knocked my hands from his face.

"Come on you two. And, (Y/N)," He tried to look serious but now that I could see his face I could only think of an upset chibi boy, "don't play with my cheeks. It's really embarrassing." I pouted, but nodded my head.

We were now on our way to the grocery store to get some food. This time I was going to hide all the snacks from Pietro. Stupid Quickie got ahold of my cookies last time, but never again! I was going to have to be creative with my hiding spot this time. I'll probably end up hiding them in my panty drawer. He would never dare to look in there. At least I hope not.

The store wasn't as packed as I thought it would be, though with the way crime was rising I can't say I'm too surprised. The villians had probably created a name for themselves and now people were too scared to go out in public anymore. Thank goodness I brought Spider-boy with me this time.

I grabbed a shopping cart and began to go for the canned food first. Cold stuff was always last. When we got to the needed isle, nobody was there. I sighed in relief and began grabbing all the stuff I thought we'd need. The only problem was that most of the good stuff was on the higher shelves. I was too short to grab them and so was Seth. Naturally Spidey was designated high-shelf grabber. Then we got to the chicken noodle soup which was on the very top shelf. What were the stockers thinking? Spidey himself was too short to reach that shelf, he even got on his tippy toes to try and reach it but no luck.

"Just use your web-shooters man, nobody is around to see it." Of course Seth would suggest that. Spidey sighed and double-checked the isle before pulling down his sleeve a bit. He aimed up at the can, looked around again and shot a web out. The web stuck to the can and he went to tug on it. The cocking of a gun scared all three of us and Peter was quick to yank the can down and get it out of sight. We all turned in the direction the noise came from and froze.

At the end of isle was Dean. He had his pistol out - cocked and aimed at us like some criminals. His face was all serious as he slowly walked closer. Spidey immediately pulled Seth and I behind him. I was peeking out from his side to watch the scene play out. I don't know what Dean could be thinking right now but if I'm correct, he probably saw Peter shoot out his web. He was thinking Spidey was some sort of monster and was now treating him like one as well. Dean was also a shoot first ask questions later kinda guy so I was scared Spidey was gonna get shot.

"Dean? Where the hell did you- oh shit. What the fuck Dean!? Put the pistol down." Sam came rushing out from the side and I can safely say all of us were relieved when he took the gun from his brother's hand. "Seriously, you can't just pull a gun on a bunch of kids like that man. And in the store too? What the hell were you thinking?"

"I'm thinking that 'kid' right there is a monster. The motherfucker had a web coming out his fucking hand! Tell me that ain't a reason to pull a gun on him." Sam and Dean stood in the middle of the isle in a heated argument. I had stepped out from behind Peter as soon as the gun was out of play. Dean was angrily waving his hands in our direction and Sam just stood there with annoyed expression on his face.

"Hey um, guys" I tried to talk to one of the brothers but they apparently didn't here me. So I tried again. "SAM!" That got both their attention and now everyone had their eyes on me. Maybe this wasn't such a good idea but I needed to explain what was going on. "This is Spider-man, he was just getting a can of soup from the top shelf for us. There's no need for any guns."

"Yeah," Sam gave a pointed look at his brother who was rubbing the back of his head in a sheepish manner. "I'm sorry 'bout him. We've just had a rough few days. There's been a lot of strange people we've run in to and they weren't nice."

I had an 'Ohhh' moment and realised that the Winchesters had no idea what had happened to them. I started explaining right away. Turns out they had been in the Impala on the way back to the Bunker and a 'swirling piece of shit' opened up right in front of them. Dean didn't have time to stop. They had woken up on the outskirts of a big city and had been navigating it when some weirdo popped out and started shooting fire at them. Sam hit them with the salt gun - knocking out the motherfucker. They had been running into other people like them throughout the week. They were at the store to get more salt and food when Dean walked by and seen Spidey.

"You guys should probably stick with us. We have a safe house in the apartment building a few blocks down. We can get you a room there." The brothers looked skeptical. "If you guys are ever in danger, we'll be next door and you can come get us. We have plenty of muscle."

"Oh, and there's someone there that Dean would love meet." The said Winchester gave me a weird look. "He has a TON of guns." Dean immediatly agreed to go with us and Sam had no choice but to agree as well. I just knew that this was gonna work out great.

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Hey, doodles! This here chapter is 1400 words! That's great, right?!

Here we meet the Winchester brothers! Dean didn't exactly trust our friendly neighborhood Spider-man, but Sam was there to save the day. Now, the Winchesters are going to be meeting the rest of the gang. Nothing can go wrong now.

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