Universal Problems (Deadpool x Reader)

Chapter 13

We got back to the apartments and the Winchesters bought themselves a room. The lady was nice enough to give them the one two doors down from Seth's. I was a little nervous honestly, this is the second time within 24 hours that I've brought home another man, well men actually. I could only imagine Deadpool's reaction and had to stiffle a giggle. The guys gave me a weird look but otherwise ignored my weirdness.

"Ok, so, you guys have to promise me that there will be no guns. At all. Got it?" I didn't want the guys to get into another fight. I'm really hoping that the Winchester brothers will be able to get along with everyone. Dean is cautious, but not stupid enough to pull a gun on superheroes, right?

They looked at each other and stared for a good minute before turning back to me and nodding. I sighed in relief and opened the door to the apartment. Immediately, I was tackled-hugged by a red and black blur. Strong arms wrapped around my waist and a face pressed into my neck. My face turned red, I was caught in an awkward positon where my arms didn't know where to go. Slowly, I brought my right hand down and patted the masked man on the head. He started shaking, at first I was worried then I realized he was laughing!

"If you move your hand down a bit, my other head wants some attention too." His voice went down an octave and chills rushed up and down my spine. I could feel his breath ghosting over my ear.

I was frozen solid in embarrassment. A shuffle was heard behind me and I remembered the four men standing behind me. Oh god, can my face get any redder?

"And who are you?" Dean had his bitch face activated, glaring down Deadpool. Wade lifted his head and the white eyes of his mask narrowed. I was immediately worried for the shorter man. But then his eyes widened before he let go of me completely and disappeared. 

He reappeared again in front of Dean and took a hold of his face, turning it side to side. Dean was pissed and started to open his mouth to say something, but Deadpool beat him to it.

"YOU'RE DEAN WINCHESTER!" His voice boomed in the hall as he let go of Dean's face and moved to hold his own. "Oh my god! And YOU'RE SAM WINCHESTER!" His attention turned to the giant. Dean still looked pissed but it was more confusion now. He looked to me for answers but I only shrugged.

"You guys are so badass. I watch your show! You're, like, my role models dude. Un-aliving baddies and gettin' all the girls." And that's when I realized that Wade was a total fanboy.

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"Can you show me your gun collection?! Ooh, or maybe the Impala!?" Wade had not shut up ever since the hallway incident and I was honestly starting to feel bad for the brothers that had to endure his endless questions.

"Ok, Wade, give them some space. Let them go to their room and get settled in." Seth cut in, his sympathy for the brothers had taken over. The Winchesters immediately booked it out of the apartment once the attention was off of them. Wade visible deflated at them leaving, but didn't attempt to follow.

"Buuuut Daaaadd, I wanted to see his guns." I shook my head and went to put the rest of the groceries away.

Thor was in the kitchen, already have eaten two bags of poptarts and was finishing a third. He looked ashamed once he realized he'd been caught and I laughed.

"It's ok, I bought them for you to eat so no need to feel bad. Just don't eat them all in one go." I smiled.

"Thank you for purchasing these, I shall try not to eat them all. Though I love them very much." Thor finished the last bite and put the rest of the box into one of the cupboards. "May I ask what Mr. Pool was meaning by 'wanting to see his guns'?" My mind instantly went to the gutter and I had to fight off a blush.

"Dean has a huge gun collection and you know how Wade is about guns." Was the only reply I could think of and Thor nodded slowly, accepting the short explanation. He bid me farewell and exited the kitchen.

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I sighed as I slipped into the hot bath. My tensed muscles relaxed and I finally felt at peace. This week had been hectic. I blushed as I let my mind wander to the mercenary. He was sweet, goofy, and a little perverted, but dear God he was buff. His suit left little to the imagination. The way his muscles flexed just doing simple tasks, and the way he felt pressed against me in the kitchen. I sunk down further till the water was at my nose. I was embarrassed to think about it but I couldn't help myself. I mean, he has to be pretty big down there. That boner did not feel small in the least.

"MORTAL, SILENCE YOUR THOUGHTS!" Loki yelled. Oh no, I forgot he could read minds.

I quickly washed and got out, no longer feeling peaceful in my hot water. I'm so embarrassed, I wish he would stop doing that. I wrapped a towel around myself and went back into my room to get dressed. I peeked through a crack in the door to make sure the bedroom was empty. It was. I went in and put on my pajamas. I noticed a piece of white folded paper sitting on my nightstand. I furrowed my eyebrows in confusion. Who could of left that? Certainly none of the guys, they're more say it to your face than writing a letter. I picked it up and read its contents.

Hello dearie,
  Be careful of the shadows and the people that lurk witin. For you never know when the darkness will strike.
Watch your back. I am coming for you.

~J

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Hey guys! Late author's note at the end here sorry.

I was thinking of maybe doing a Venom story or one-shot.... I just seen the movie and now I sorta kinda wanna write something, but I don't know if you guys would be chill with it or not.

I would still be updating this story (as if I would ever abandon this beautiful work). But I think I would implement an update schedule if and when I write more stories?

But if you guys don't/aren't going to read it then I won't post anything.  Just let me know what you think! Please and thank you.

~Whitestar_16