Universal Problems (Deadpool x Reader)

Chapter 14

My eyes widened as I dropped the paper. It drifted to the floor in slow motion as I processed the words and what they meant. My breathing quickened - this cannot be happening. I mean sure I was kidnapped by Venom, but he only had a vendetta against Spiderman. But with this "J" I didn't know who they were or what their intentions might be. The note did sound pretty threatening. 

I quickly got dressed, grabbed the note and ran out to the living room where the boys were. All eyes turned to me as I stood in the doorway - note waving sporadically in my right hand. Pietro was the first to react. He was just a blur as he popped up next to me and snatched the note from my shaking hand. His brows furrowed as he read over the short paragraph.  Everyone else followed shortly after - crowding around the speedster and doing their own reading. 

"This is not good. We need to get you somewhere safe. And quick." Deadpool was the first to break away from the gathering. He was a man on a mission as he went around the living room and gathered up his guns that lay scattered around. Seth gave him a look that said 'what the fuck, really man?' Deadpool paused a moment - gave Seth a narrow-eye death glare and continued. 

"Where would we go that's safer than here? I mean, you guys are all superheroes. What could this 'J' do that y'all wouldn't be able to stop?" I was thoroughly confused as to why I needed to move. There was no where safer than here with my boys, right?

"They know where you live, doll. And if he managed to leave this little note here for you without any of us knowing is something in itself to be worried about. We need to move locations and set up security there so you'll be safe." Deadpool cocked his pistol before shoving it down in the holster. 

"Oh." I stood there dumbly. Of course, "Well where would we go? There's bad guys all over the country and I doubt there's one place safer than the next."

"I know a guy." 

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"Thank you so much, Mr. Lee! I owe you another one." Deadpool hugged the old man standing in the doorway before turning to us, motioning to go inside. 

"If you kids make a mess, you damn well better clean it up," He shook a finger a Wade. "And that includes washing the bed sheets, Mr. Wilson. Don't think that I don't know what you do at night." Then the old man was gone - driving down the street in a Mercedes. 

"So, uh, who was that guy DP?"

"Oh, that was just Stan Lee, no biggie." 

That was Stan Lee?! I didn't even properly introduce myself. Honestly, I really didn't have the time to do so but still. I guess he's making cameos in real life now, not just the movies.  The shocked look stayed planted on my face even as we walked into the extravagant house.

The whole place was huge! As we walked in we were met with a huge open-spaced living room fully decked out in luxurious  furniture. A huge flat-screen TV hung on the wall above the fireplace and don't even get me started on all the beautiful decorations. 

"And he just let's you borrow this place?" A skeptical Spiderman walked in behind us carrying luggage. 

"Of course! He trusts me enough not to break shit, the man practically birthed me himself!" Wade took my bags from me and proceeded up the winding staircase to the left and disappeared somewhere upstairs. 

So far it was just Deadpool, Spiderman, Quicksilver, and me in this gorgeous mansion. We had to leave the others at Seth's in order to not raise any more suspicions. I sighed as I plopped down onto the most comfortable sofa in the whole world. I'll have to personally thank Mr. Lee myself once all of this blows over. His home was truly one of a kind. 

I pulled a blanket over myself and relaxed into the cushions. I hesitated to turn the TV on and just opted to turn it to a music station instead. The blessings of a smart TV. The seat next to me sunk down as someone else decided to also enjoy the life of luxury with me. I lazily glanced over and was surprised to see that it was Pietro. He gave me a smirk before deflating as well. 

"I;m sorry that you're having to go through this, princess." He lifts the other side of the blanket and slips his legs underneath. I smile at him.

"It's not your fault so don't be sorry. I'm just glad you're here with me." I nudge his foot with mine, initiating a foot war. "Besides, we get to live in this amazing house for the time being."

"Ah yes, that would be an upside to this horrible situation." After a back and forth battle of footsies our legs end up tangled. My eyes are drooping by now as I laugh along with Pietro. I can't help but thank my lucky stars I've ended up with such nice people. "Don't worry, princess, you can sleep. I'll watch over you." 

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Ahhhhhh, here you go guys. The newest chapter to this slow as fck story. Hope you enjoyed. 

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