Yet again, two cats magically poof into existence.
Crookedstar: Willowbreeze? Is that you?
River Ripple: No. . .
Crookedstar: Silverstream?
Crookedstar attempts to reach for River Ripple, eyes half closed in exhaustion.
River Ripple: GET OFF ME, YOU ******* *******!
Crookedstar: Jeez, that's a little harsh. . . well, my name is Crookedstar. Leader of RiverClan
Crookedstar holds out his paw to shake. River Ripple eyes it with distaste.
River Ripple: Founder of RiverClan. Nice to meet you.
Crookedstar: Riverstar?!?
River Ripple: River Ripple*
Crookedstar: wat
Crookedstar pulls out his phone.
Crookedstar: The Warrior Wiki has titled your page Riverstar, yet every time they write your name, it says River Ripple.
River Ripple: Quit breaking the forth wall. And yeah, that's weird.
Shakes head.
River Ripple: I hate the Erins.
Crookedstar: They made us. Is that not good enough for you?
River Ripple: They didn't put us in America, so no.
Crookedstar: You are so horrible. . .
River Ripple: I know :D
Crookedstar starts walking away from him.
Crookedstar: Can't move. . . want Jello. . .
River Ripple: *in a sing-song voice* If you want fattening foods, come to 'Murica!
Crookedstar: Need Jello. . ..
Is straining to lift his paw. River Ripple walks up to him, then easily walks past him until he bumps into the barrier, about a fox-length away from Crookiebae.
River Ripple: On second thought, maybe you've had enough Jello. . .
Eyes Crookedstar's jiggly belly fat.
Crookedstar collapses.
Crookedstar: That's enough exercise for today.
This random, kind of horrible was brought to you by the amazing Rio :D Have fun, and watch the Olympics in me!
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Warriors: Across Time
SonstigesWelcome to this new book where we transport two cats from different timelines into one place and make them talk to each other! It may go right, or it may go wrong. Read on to find out! Cover and concept by Moon
