Episode 4

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Yet again, two cats magically poof into existence.

Crookedstar: Willowbreeze? Is that you?

River Ripple: No. . . 

Crookedstar: Silverstream?

Crookedstar attempts to reach for River Ripple, eyes half closed in exhaustion. 

River Ripple: GET OFF ME, YOU ******* *******! 

Crookedstar: Jeez, that's a little harsh. . . well, my name is Crookedstar. Leader of RiverClan

Crookedstar holds out his paw to shake. River Ripple eyes it with distaste.

River Ripple: Founder of RiverClan. Nice to meet you.

Crookedstar: Riverstar?!?

River Ripple: River Ripple*

Crookedstar: wat

Crookedstar pulls out his phone.

Crookedstar: The Warrior Wiki has titled your page Riverstar, yet every time they write your name, it says River Ripple.

River Ripple: Quit breaking the forth wall. And yeah, that's weird.

Shakes head.

River Ripple: I hate the Erins.

Crookedstar: They made us. Is that not good enough for you?

River Ripple: They didn't put us in America, so no.

Crookedstar: You are so horrible. . .

River Ripple: I know :D

Crookedstar starts walking away from him.

Crookedstar: Can't move. . . want Jello. . .

River Ripple: *in a sing-song voice* If you want fattening foods, come to 'Murica!

Crookedstar: Need Jello. . ..

Is straining to lift his paw. River Ripple walks up to him, then easily walks past him until he bumps into the barrier, about a fox-length away from Crookiebae.

River Ripple: On second thought, maybe you've had enough Jello. . .

Eyes Crookedstar's jiggly belly fat. 

Crookedstar collapses. 

Crookedstar: That's enough exercise for today. 

This random, kind of horrible was brought to you by the amazing Rio :D Have fun, and watch the Olympics in me!

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