Goosefeather strolled merrily along the borders of StarClan, prancing as the scent of fresh daises filled the air. Suddenly, a wild Jayfeather appeared.
Goosefeather: Ah! That you, Bluestar?
Jayfeather: In what land do I look like Bluestar? It took some deduction and I had to go to a few sources, but I was under the impression that Bluestar was, how do you say, BLUE?
Goosefeather: Well, in Land Seven and Twenty Five of my paradox of insanity you seem to resemble Bluestar, but then again in Land Four you're a hybrid of Leafpool and Starkit...
Jayfeather: I thought StarClan dealt with insanity, clearly not
Goosefeather: Nope! Still a batty old fool! Anyway, how's Featherwhisker holding up as medicine cat?
Jayfeather: Considering he died many moons ago, not great
Goosefeather: Really? He hasn't come to visit me!
Jayfeather: Couldn't imagine why
Goosefeather: So you're telling me Featherwhisker's dead, huh? What next? A ShadowClan cat was our medicine cat?
Jayfeather: ...
Goosefeather: OH COME ON! Well, I suppose we have the embodiment of Starkit roaming the camp now!
Jayfeather: Oh, Dovewing? Yeah, she and Starkit often commute to the local Sue-permarket *bad dum tss*
Goosefeather: How did that little Tigerkit turn out? Can I claim on my theories and earn millions exploiting the fact I was first to notice something suspicious?
Jayfeather: He attempted to murder Bluestar, crippled Cinderpelt, led a dog pack close to ThunderClan killing several including Swiftpaw and mauling Brightheart's face, killed thousands, killed some more, had a fight with Firestar and I don't know, destroyed the world a few times.
He's a darling
Goosefeather: ;) so proud
Jayfeather: Well, that's about everything, I should head back to KittypetClan
Goosefeather: See you soon, Bluestar!
Jayfeather: -_- have a good one
Jayfeather leaves
Goosefeather: Well, reality is certainly different from any paradox of insanity I've lived in. Time to visit Land Three Thousand and Thirty Seven where Jayfeather is actually Bluestar's conscience.
It's fun to watch her suffer :)
~lmao Hazel really likes Goosefeather ngl~
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Warriors: Across Time
RandomWelcome to this new book where we transport two cats from different timelines into one place and make them talk to each other! It may go right, or it may go wrong. Read on to find out! Cover and concept by Moon
