Once upon, two amazingly great cats appeared in not a poof of existence.
Grumpy Cat: Where the **** am I?
Smudge: I have no clue. . . and can you please not use meanie cat language? It makes me sad inside :(
Grumpy Cat: That makes me happy inside. . . oh wait, I can't feel happiness. Well, I feel slightly less worse!
Smudge: That's good, right?
Grumpy Cat: What does that mean?
Smudge: . . .
Smudge: Anyways. . . I'm hungry.
Grumpy Cat: I can tell.
Grumpy Cat gestures toward Smudge's jiggling belly.
Smudge: Hey, I'm trying to work it off :( :(
Grumpy Cat: Ha, you'll be fat forever!
Smudge: You're bad at this insulting thing.
Grumpy Cat: DID YOU JUST CALL ME BAD AT INSULTING?
Smudge: Yes.
Grumpy Cat: I'll have you know—I'm trained in one hundred different types of meme warefare.
Smudge: Great, you're just like my housefolk! I hate when they laugh about things on their light-boxes. . .
Grumpy Cat: At least yours didn't post hideous pictures of you on the internet to become memes! I hate them so much -____-
Smudge: You should appreciate them! They did save you from whatever pound you were going to go to!
Grumpy Cat: Unlike you, I'm a rare breed that was sought after. Any other owners wouldn't make me a meme, but my ******** owners did! I would be in the U.K, relaxing on the pillow of the Queen.
Smudge: We are in the U.K, aren't we?
Grumpy Cat: Idk. And idc.
Smudge: Well, I'm going to go sit on the edge of a fence and look at birds :D
Grumpy Cat: I hope you fall and die :D
This was Rio again. Hi. Bai. Have a nice day.
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Warriors: Across Time
AcakWelcome to this new book where we transport two cats from different timelines into one place and make them talk to each other! It may go right, or it may go wrong. Read on to find out! Cover and concept by Moon
