Episode 18

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*Cinderpelt and Cinderheart stare at each other*

Cinderpelt: You look pretty good!

Cinderheart: Well yeah, I'm you!

Cinderpelt: ... I just realized that we are actually both well liked.

Cinderheart: Well of course! I'm an actually competent warrior and you are one of the only competent medicine cats that isn't a jerk.

Cinderpelt: Your tragic love story probably doesn't hurt...

Cinderheart: Well what about you? You started the precedent that ThunderClan medicine cats are all disabled and can't be Warriors

Cinderpelt: I'm pretty sure Yellowfang started that

Cinderheart: No, Yellowfang started the tradition that ThunderClan medicine cats are either non-Clan or completely useless when they aren't medicine cats

Cinderpelt: Do you want to fight?

Cinderheart: I would beat yo sorry medicine cat arse

Cinderpelt: I thought we were friends!!!

Cinderheart: nahhh

*And then they start pawing at each other in the most literal sense of the phrase cat-fight. And it was glorious!*

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