Poofy poof poof. Existance cats poofy poof.
Windstar: What's going on?
Jayfeather: Life. Can't you tell, idiotic moron?
Windstar: Who're you calling a moron?
Jayfeather: You, obviously. Isn't it me who's supposed to be the blind one?
Windstar: Who do you think you are, you insolent fool?
Jayfeather: I'm Jayfeather, medicine cat of ThunderClan. The only legitimate medicine cat, anyways.
Windstar: I am Windstar, leader of WindClan, and I have no time for the squabbles of a lowly, irritating cat like you. *begins to walk away*
Jayfeather: *snorts* And it's useless for me to speak to another dead, stupid cat. *walks in opposite direction*
Both cats bump into the invisible boundary.
Windstar: What is this madness? Why can I not go through?
Jayfeather: By StarClan's waffles! Let me out! *bangs on invisible wall*
Windstar: I can't stay here with this. *casts disgusted look towards Jayfeather*
Jayfeather: I can say the same for you, rabbitbrain.
Windstar: *steps forward threateningly* I eat the brains of rabbits for breakfast.
Jayfeather: You are what you eat.
Windstar: *snarls and leaps forward*
Jayfeather: Pssh. *flaps paw at Windstar*
Windstar: *is thrown backwards by power of Jayfeather*
Duskie: Oh oh. Things are getting physical. Time to end this episode! Bye, bye, and look out for Episode Three!
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Warriors: Across Time
RastgeleWelcome to this new book where we transport two cats from different timelines into one place and make them talk to each other! It may go right, or it may go wrong. Read on to find out! Cover and concept by Moon
