Warriors: Across Time

Episode 28

*Pinestar descended from the starry skies*

Firestar appeared out of nowhere.

Pinestar: Jake? Is that you?

Firestar: Jake was my father.

Pinestar: Rusty?

Firestar: Ew, you think my name is rusty, my name isn't rusty, how can you even see my name tag. It isn't made of metal or anything. It's not rusting are you blind! If it is rusting then it would be brown-reddish.

Pinestar: Your pelt is brown-reddish.

Firestar: F*** that

Pinestar: Language you dumb mouse-brained cat we are next to the Fourth Wall.

Firestar: Oh s***

Pinestar: And again, I told you. I thought you were the purrfectional one.

Firestar: Well, b**** of course I am.

Pinestar: You are embarrassing yourself.

Firestar: I don't even know your name and you think I'm embarrassing myself, who are you, my father?

Pinestar: Of course not, I'm your father's friend.

Firestar: Who even cares.

Pinestar: I do!

Firestar: Stop it, s**** you.

Pinestar: Chill with the language.

Firestar: Your name is?

Pinestar: Pinestar, the "first" leader of ThunderClan.

Firestar: No you aren't, Thunderstar is.

Pinestar: Technically I am, but whatever, you aren't even close.

Firestar: How do you know my name is Rusty.

Pinestar: Cause I stalked you.

Firestar: b**** no.

Pinestar: You failed, you are just a gary-sue trying to be popular.

Firestar: I'm leaving.

Pinestar: Nope.

Firestar: You can't tell me what to do! *slams into glass and faints*

Pinestar: *shrugs*

~ A few days later ~

Firestar: *wakes up* Hello?

*silence*

Firestar: Hello? *worried face*

*silence*

Firestar: Hello?

~

Rip Firestar again. Oh well. I hope you enjoyed! ~Whisper