son: mom, i need 500
mom: what? 500?!, 400 is too big!!, 300 is too expensive for you too waste, i cant even earn 200 in a day! you think finding 100 is easy?! 50 dont grow on trees you know, 20... noo way.. here, 5 dollars..
PRICELESS JOKE... hahahaha, cool mom

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