in class
teacher:ok class, raise your hand if you wanna go to heaven
*everybody raises their hands except little johnny*
teacher:johnny, why didnt you raise your hand? Dont you wanna go to heaven?
Johnny:but my mom said that i need to go straight to our house after school. Are we gonna stay there for a long time?

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